Fage

1. A much less derogatory derivation of the word 'faggot'.

2. For the Amusement of Gavin and Euan.

"Alright, you fage?"

"Aye, fage."

by Gavin Anderson March 22, 2005

Nedette

A less derogatory term female version of a ned than senga, but none the less revealing about their character.

I was driving past chippie corner and there were loads of neds and their nedette girlfriends hanging around there, the boys trying to get their Burberry caps as far back on their heads as possible without them falling off, the girls with cold sores and herpes around their mouths from all the cocks they'd sucked.

by Gavin Anderson March 29, 2005

Krarlyxr

The word you enter as your character's name in computer/console games where you either can't be bothered to think up a name or simply cannot think of a good one. Originally entered at random by The Guv'nor, now used in general in such an impasse...

Friend 1 : "Fuck it! I just can't think of a name to put in for you, Master Chief!"

Friend 2 : "Right, there, it's going to fucking be Krarlyxr and you'll damn well like it!"

by Gavin Anderson June 08, 2004

Susurraphilia

The phenomenon of someone experiencing delight upon hearing whispering, muttering, murmuring or general sounds spoken in soft, hushed tones.

I suffer from susurraphilia because I just love hearing voices whispering! I am a susurraphile! There, I said it!!

by Gavin Anderson May 16, 2006

Zipped

Ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, loony, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko.

By her incontrollably hysterical laughter, I could quite easily tell that Anna was zipped in the head.

by Gavin Anderson August 18, 2005

Uncredible

So incredible it is simply way past that stage.

"I tell you, that girl's ass was incredible."

"Na, it was better than that, it was UNcredible!!"

by Gavin Anderson May 26, 2005

Negify

The equivalent of 'negate', invented in a moment of genius by the Bossman.

1. To make ineffective or invalid; nullify.
2. To rule out; deny. See Synonyms at deny.
3. (Computer Science). To perform the machine logic operation NOT gate

Both his unquestionable professionalism and fear or discovery and therefore eventual termination negified Mark's desire to seduce and eventually fuck the female customers to whose houses he was despatched in order to service their boilers.

by Gavin Anderson June 08, 2004