Gav's definitions

Slag off

argue, call names

This kid was slaging me off so i decked the cunt

by gav November 14, 2003

pikea

chairs and the like left behind by traveling irish folk.

Fucking gypo's leaving all their pikea shit in the lay by

by GAV October 22, 2003

Mini Cooper S

Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)

"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another

by Gav August 5, 2003

GTS-Skyline

R32's are shit. They look like preying mantices.

"Fuck bro, look at that ugly skyline, what is it?"

"Dayam bro, that's an R thirty two!"

by gav December 16, 2003

nut

slang for head-butt

lets strap on a nucular warhead on our heads and nut the cunt into oblivion

by gav January 31, 2007

pussy-fart

air released form area of vaginal lips region smell can be unpleasant and disturbing

the girl that sits in front of me in italian

by gav March 6, 2003

Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.

by Gav April 13, 2004