Mini Cooper S

Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)

"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another

by Gav August 05, 2003

Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.

by Gav April 13, 2004