Gav's definitions

slabberin

to slabber at some one means that you take the piss or poke fun of

Gavin: did you hear about that slut vicky she was slabberin about you again
Adrian:That Bitch

by Gav April 1, 2005

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

munt

The alternate personality buried deep within the subconcious that comes out after excessive alcohol consumption. Sexually aroused by the ugliest bargoyle, much to the confusion of it's peers.

Fuck me he's had 7 whiskys the munt is truly upon him

by Gav October 22, 2003

hoaching

Minging, horrible

The smell of that joby is hoaching!

by Gav April 13, 2004

fiction

Something which is not real or exists only in someones imagination.
Examples:
santa claus
the tooth fairy
Easter bunny
god
heaven
hell
The bible and other storybooks.

Everyone knows god is fiction but many are too big-headed to admit they are wrong.

by Gav April 14, 2004

rhianne

big sing

by gav March 26, 2003

middlemass

frugal with money , tight, penny pinching.

he's a real middlemass :- he wont get his round in

by gav April 1, 2003