Windows ME

Windows Mass Error. Windows ME is an OS directed towards consumers that was released in 2000. It looks like Windows 2000 on the outside, but on the inside it's full of more bugs than a beehive.

Windows ME user: lol windos me iz teh ro><or
Windows XP user: No it isn't.
Windows ME user: u r rong
Windows XP user: Here, lemme install Windows XP for you.
Windows ME user (now a Windows XP user): Wow, this is a lot better than Windows ME! Now I feel dumb for not upgrading.

by GastonRabbit July 11, 2004

Firebird

One of the former names of Firefox, Mozilla's standalone browser.

First Phoenix, then Firebird, then Firefox. Firefox is a good browser, but what's with the name changes?

by GastonRabbit June 29, 2004

Thunderbird

Mozilla's standalone e-mail client. It has excellent spam blocking, unlike Micro$hit Outhouse Express. It is available for Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux.

Thunderbird blows Outlook Express out of the water, or should I say the Internet.

by GastonRabbit August 01, 2004

BMP

An image file format supported by many programs, including Microsoft Paint. BMP (which comes from the word "bitmap"), is intended for offline use, since BMPs tend to be large in size.

BMPs are not for the web!

by GastonRabbit June 24, 2004

spork

The god of silverware.

Use sporks instead of forks and spoons. You'll end up saving table space.

by GastonRabbit June 14, 2004

buttsekz

Sekz up the butt.

y helo thar buttsekz? LOLOL

by GastonRabbit February 07, 2004

u

Version of the word "you" used by lamers who are too lazy to type two other freakin' letters.

LOLWTF u r teh nub!!1!!11LOLOMGWTFBBQ

by GastonRabbit June 10, 2004