Gary Destruction's definitions

bimbo

1. A very stupid woman; an airhead

That bimbo asked how much a free sample costs!

by Gary Destruction February 19, 2007

kernel

The core of an Operating System

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.

by Gary Destruction May 30, 2004

yo mama

A woman with issues

Yo mama's so fat, it took 500 pages just to fit her in Guiness
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran for congress, she represented 10 states
Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Terminator 3 and got the part as the human resistance
Yo mama's glases are so thick, she starts fires everytime she reads
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to wear sunglasses to look in the mirror

by Gary Destruction April 2, 2004

Got me fucked up

What you say when someone screws you over or tries to put you in a bad situation.

The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.

by Gary Destruction April 1, 2004

hal

Acronym for Hardware Abstraction Layer. The HAL is used by NT-based Operating Systems to handle hardware. This prevents the OS from having direct access to hardware.

The HAL is one of the main reaons that NT-based OS's are more stable than Win9.x.

by Gary Destruction November 19, 2003

The Matrix

A program that's loaded into the subconcious mind. The brain and central nervous system are interfaced with the Matrix. Electrical signals from the Matrix travel to the brain and central nervous system from which the brain translates as touch, taste, smell, sight and sound. Because the central nervous system interfaces with the Matrix, affected persons will feel pain.

If a fatal wound or injury is incurred while inside the Matrix, death results.

by Gary Destruction November 11, 2003

technodrome

Mobile doomday device and base that supervillains Shredder and Krang used on the Archie cartoon and comic versions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Oh no! Shredder and Krang have managed to get the technodrome free from Dimension-X!

by Gary Destruction September 8, 2003