flaming assbang

One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.

Man, Ryan seriously is a flaming assbang. I'm gonna remove his nuts while he sleeps.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

SBS

Stands for sweaty ball syndrome. It is where your balls are very sweaty, often resulting to them sticking to the side of your legs
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It is so hot today, I think I am getting SBS.

by Gary Coleman IV August 16, 2008

Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

thummible

An object that can be moved with ones thumb and/or flipped with ones thumb.

The pages in Entertainment Weekly are very thummible.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.

Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Fagillian

Am imaginary number used to describe a mass gathering of a million or more fags in one place.

Man, there must be a fagillian people in my closet.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008