69 definitions by Gary Coleman IV

erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

Wii

A very interactive sex machine that is able to give blow jobs and rim jobs.

Man, I played with my Wii so much last night I started to cum.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Super Shitter

One who constantly takes shits on completely random objects. These items may include, but are not limited to: turtle shells, watermelons, and Tom Brokaw.

Tony is such a Super Shitter! He took a dump all over my Jack Russell Terrier!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Plasmatic

Sperm or Giz to which is very sticky.

Please, Mr. President, plasmatic all over my face.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

gila mac

Simply put, this is the most awesome status a person could achieve in their lifetime.

He just rode a bike into the lake. What a gila mac.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

BOSS

Acronym for big oversized semen shooter.

Man, my BOSS is an asshole.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008