Gary Coleman IV's definitions

Wii

A very interactive sex machine that is able to give blow jobs and rim jobs.

Man, I played with my Wii so much last night I started to cum.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Super Shitter

One who constantly takes shits on completely random objects. These items may include, but are not limited to: turtle shells, watermelons, and Tom Brokaw.

Tony is such a Super Shitter! He took a dump all over my Jack Russell Terrier!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock slopping

where one does not know how to handle the emensity of his/her cock

Stop cock slopping over there and learn how to control that thing

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

Below-Jobbery

When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.

Man, Target is a great place for Below-Jobbery.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

gangstabear

A gangster that acts completely different around a girl he likes and turns into a teddy bear.

Man, that kid peter is really acting like a gangstabear.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Unsubstantialism

Being in a state of existence where you have a penis that can not satisfy a woman.

It sure is unlucky that Peter suffers from unsubstantialism because as a result of it, Chris did not invite him to this month's rainbow party.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008