Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.
Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
A characteristic that lets you know that if a certain person is a definite fag, such as having too many pictures of oneself, watching too much Star Wars, or listening to Fall Out Boy.
Person 1: Did you see how many pictures he had of himself?
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
One who constantly takes shits on completely random objects. These items may include, but are not limited to: turtle shells, watermelons, and Tom Brokaw.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008