Gary 's definitions

joo and joor madre

This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.

Dood your a queerbag...joo and joor madre are!
Joo and joor madre can burn in Hell

by gary January 25, 2005

inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

by Gary January 25, 2005

scat

shit, human feces, eaten from one's ass..usually in scat play and other sexually related pratices

I ate scat directly from Cindy as she squatted over my face and let it out

by Gary February 5, 2005

rock the bathroom

To take a monster dump

Time to rock the bathroom, tape the simpsons, this is gonna take awhile...

by Gary February 9, 2005

ABD

already been done...

your buddy points out a girl and you say she's an "ABD". he should run away quickly.

by gary February 14, 2005

razzous

where the guidos come to play.

Lindsey Rigo, you goin to razzous tonight?

by gary June 19, 2005

Troops

"Troops" is a slang word for mates, ften used in West Central Scotland. Many gang, or "young team" member will refer to their fellow cronies as "the troops".
Also, "troopz" or "troopers" are acceptable terms to use.

Awrite troops. Who we doin in eh night?

by Gary May 13, 2005