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your mum

Widespread, ineffective insult globally used by townies, kevs and their offspring. Used as a counter insult by citizens with the I.Q of a bucket of sewage water (and the B.O of one)
Your mum originated, presumably, in the UK, which just adds another thing to the list that we'll be embarrased we thought of when we look back at this 10 years from now
Your mum is effectively dead towards punks, grungers, and emos, and ironically has been added to their arsenal of townie impressions.
However, mentioning 'your mum' to a townie or similar missing link of the gene code may result in serious bodily harm, so if you do have to insult them, use words with more than 6 letters to leave them stunned and confused.
A: Fuck you
B: Fuck your mum

A: You're gay
B: Your mum's gay
by Gary February 18, 2004
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Shamatita

Shamatita : 1.(n)One who enjoys anal sex with wooden objects shaped like rappers.

2.(n) One who loves to finer bang random men's assholes outside a chinese restaurant (preferably a buffet).
That Shamatita had splinters in who vagin-whole.
by Gary February 20, 2004
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pussyburger

That girl has no hair because she cant get any protein due to the fact that all she eats is pussyburgers and carrots
by gary February 23, 2004
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beastow

saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.
hey how ya doing beastow ?
by Gary February 24, 2004
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Nabilah

Nabilah, Nabilah, wherefore art thou a frend of Her! Deny that friendship, come to me! I Love you Nabilah, Marry Me!
Nabilah, a teardrop on the cheek of time.
by Gary February 24, 2004
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blowjob

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.
"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."
by Gary March 1, 2004
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Ingle

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.
"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"
by Gary March 6, 2004
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