Gary's definitions

squwortoint

the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).

I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.

by gary May 13, 2005

Growler

A large glass (bigger than a pint), of beer.

Brooke is already drunk, does she really need another "growler"?

by Gary December 15, 2003

nerd

One who is of great inteligence but poses and brag about it. Think one is greater then all others becuase they are smarter.(shows off intelgence)

Shut up nerd you think your all that but you can't do crap to nobody.

by Gary October 15, 2006

SHO

It stands for Super High Output. Ford makes the Taurus SHO

I am outside working on my SHO. Then I am going to go for a ride in my SHO.

by gary December 1, 2003

your mum

Widespread, ineffective insult globally used by townies, kevs and their offspring. Used as a counter insult by citizens with the I.Q of a bucket of sewage water (and the B.O of one)
Your mum originated, presumably, in the UK, which just adds another thing to the list that we'll be embarrased we thought of when we look back at this 10 years from now
Your mum is effectively dead towards punks, grungers, and emos, and ironically has been added to their arsenal of townie impressions.
However, mentioning 'your mum' to a townie or similar missing link of the gene code may result in serious bodily harm, so if you do have to insult them, use words with more than 6 letters to leave them stunned and confused.

A: Fuck you
B: Fuck your mum

A: You're gay
B: Your mum's gay

by Gary February 18, 2004

Steinbrenner

When you pay for things you are not able to attain any other way. Like sex, friends, and championships.

I got laid by a fine honey, all i had to do was pull a steinbrenner

by Gary April 20, 2004

tmmlmb

Created by the legendary Funky_Del as a more fitting replacement for lol; means "That made me lick my balls!". To be more precise, lol in messaging services nowadays is more of a general part of a sentence, like a full stop or comma, than to mean you actually "laughed out loud", and in contrast "lmao" seems too much to use for things that are only vaguely funny. Therefore, tmmlmb was created.

"... anyway, I was thinking..."
"LMMLMB!"

by Gary April 30, 2005