edgy

adjective describing someone in a tense state of mind; nervous; apprehensive

Jim: Why is Ed so edgy today when im around?
Jimmy: I fink he fucked your girlfriend last nite wen they were pissed.

by Gary March 25, 2005

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005

stoge

another term for a cigarette

hey man, you got another stoge?

by gary March 12, 2005

scat

shit, human feces, eaten from one's ass..usually in scat play and other sexually related pratices

I ate scat directly from Cindy as she squatted over my face and let it out

by Gary February 05, 2005

ABD

already been done...

your buddy points out a girl and you say she's an "ABD". he should run away quickly.

by gary February 14, 2005

pussyburger

a vegan burger

That girl has no hair because she cant get any protein due to the fact that all she eats is pussyburgers and carrots

by gary February 23, 2004

Downtard

1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2

"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."

by Gary October 06, 2004