Definitions by Gary

Funt 

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

Funt by gary October 6, 2003

hochayed 

1. A state of being, entertaining at first but less desireable afterwords.
2. The result of excessive roxoring.

'where were you last night?' 'I was getting totally hochayed'

hochayed by Gary August 26, 2003

Meteaga

Guy from the south of the UK, known around Bucks, mainly by people he doesn't know. Has many talents, but fails to reveal them to the general public

Meteaga: Well whoop de f***ing doo!

Meteaga by Gary August 17, 2003

NESW 

Never encourage sexy women

i NESW

NESW by Gary August 11, 2003

Ber 

The term used for beer when completely intoxicated

"BER ME!!!!" or "Nice BER-AMID"

Ber by Gary July 9, 2003

Beer-amid 

A pyramid made with a completed 30 pack

Let's build a beeramid so the king of beer town has a home

Beer-amid by Gary July 9, 2003

penis 

a kid called staurt

hey, staurt is a total penis

penis by gary July 4, 2003