15 definitions by Gar Grim

Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.

Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!

by Gar Grim February 4, 2018

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Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim February 4, 2018

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Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

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One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.

Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.

by Gar Grim January 12, 2019

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Droppin Belts

When your at a truck stop using the bathroom and hear a truck driver in a stall undoing his pants and the belt buckle hits the floor before he sits down to take a shit.

Dude! I went in to wash my hands at the truck stop and heard truckers Droppin Belts stanky style!

by Gar Grim September 10, 2021

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