Definitions by Gar Grim

Straight piping it 

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

Straight piping it by Gar Grim March 15, 2023

Droppin Belts

When your at a truck stop using the bathroom and hear a truck driver in a stall undoing his pants and the belt buckle hits the floor before he sits down to take a shit.

Dude! I went in to wash my hands at the truck stop and heard truckers Droppin Belts stanky style!

Droppin Belts by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

Droppin Deuce 

Taking a shit.

Damn! It stanks! Your girlfriend just ended up Droppin Deuce amd backing up the plumbing!

Droppin Deuce by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

Hog nogs 

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

Hog nogs by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.

Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.

Venis The Micro Penis by Gar Grim January 12, 2019

Yank Me Crank

Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.

Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.

Yank Me Crank by Gar Grim January 11, 2019

Out do ya bitch 

A person who tries to outdo everyone around them when it comes to life experiences and health issues. They also know everything on every conversation even though they don't possess the education and will power to shut there fucking mouths and be humble and listen.

Fran-Yeah, my grandfather just had another stint put in his heart so he can stay alive.

Out do ya bitch-Oh yeah... Well my grandfather had 23 stints and lives in an Iron Lung. And he's still taking care of the family. He cuts hair at the weave store and is a Auctioneer at the VFW on Bingo nite!!
Fran- Foo Lordy!!! You is a Out do ya bitch!!! Do you want a side order of fries with those lies? Your grandpappy died of ass cancer 7 years ago.

Out do ya bitch by Gar Grim July 2, 2018