Gar Grim's definitions

Hooker Tooth

Dentures. False teeth.

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

semen excretion

Male orgasm. Ejaculation.

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Yank Me Crank

Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.

Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.

by Gar Grim January 11, 2019

Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

by Gar Grim March 15, 2023

Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.

Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

Tequila Squeala

Any chick you can get drunk and screams at the top of her lungs during sex.

Dude! That girl over there is a Tequila Squeala! I know. I heard her ass 2 blocks away!

by Gar Grim February 4, 2018