Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gar Grim

Yank Me Crank

Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.

Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.

by Gar Grim January 11, 2019

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One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.

Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.

by Gar Grim January 12, 2019

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Cracka Country

Where hillbillies, rednecks, and honkys live.

Golly gee! There's a lot of white folk around these parts. We must be in Cracka Country.

by Gar Grim June 16, 2018

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Out do ya bitch

A person who tries to outdo everyone around them when it comes to life experiences and health issues. They also know everything on every conversation even though they don't possess the education and will power to shut there fucking mouths and be humble and listen.

Fran-Yeah, my grandfather just had another stint put in his heart so he can stay alive.

Out do ya bitch-Oh yeah... Well my grandfather had 23 stints and lives in an Iron Lung. And he's still taking care of the family. He cuts hair at the weave store and is a Auctioneer at the VFW on Bingo nite!!
Fran- Foo Lordy!!! You is a Out do ya bitch!!! Do you want a side order of fries with those lies? Your grandpappy died of ass cancer 7 years ago.

by Gar Grim July 2, 2018

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