Definitions by Gadget King

kiss my nuts 

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!

kiss my nuts by Gadget King January 20, 2011

nosebrowning 

The act of trying to make peace with somebody you did an injustice to

It took some serious nosebrowning to convince my girlfriend that she is still the only one in my life after she had found a pair of panties in my car.

nosebrowning by Gadget King January 19, 2011

sucking valve 

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

sucking valve by Gadget King January 19, 2011

nose nectar 

the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid

I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake

nose nectar by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Gironkey 

A tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )

Oh, jeez! Joby is such a gironkey...he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.

Gironkey by Gadget King January 19, 2011

nose nosh 

The mucus some people are fond of digging out and promptly eating it, hot from the nose.

I watched the idle taxi driver enjoying a meal of nose nosh while he was waiting for a call.

nose nosh by Gadget King January 19, 2011

ass grunt 

A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself

I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts

ass grunt by Gadget King January 19, 2011