GaViN's definitions

cottage

baby storage centre

:R Kellys taken my baby
:don't worry we can pop down the cottage latter and pick you up another one

by gavin September 28, 2003

D&D

1. A role-playing game utilizing paper, pencils (or pens), multi-faceted plastic objects (see: dice, die) and books (see: literacy). Played, despite stereotypes, by members of virtually all demographics (see: big words). Players and game alike are vilified by those with small minds and, generally, smaller vocabularies.

2. An enjoyable hobby, but a sure way to get NO ass at a party. Alas.

Remember, when you and a halfling are running away from a hungry dragon, you don;t have to outrun the dragon....just the halfling.

by Gavin October 1, 2003

elastic band conversation

banal discourse that makes you want to throw up

they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours

by gavin October 4, 2003

turbo island

euphemism for the green triangle

fuck the monday club lets go to turbo island

by gavin October 11, 2003

crazy lagooners

1. Taken from the re-hashed, Arsenal Football Club season-winning version of 'Crazy In Love' by Beyonce Knowles. Lyrics "Lookin' so crazy the-Gooners got me lookin', got me lookin' so crazy the-Gooners". Used to describe something that is mad to the point of disbelief, but in a fun way.

2. A Renault Laguna which is gold in colour.

1.
I almost died riding the rollercoaster on Yarmouth pier - it was crazy lagooners!

2.
- My pops has just purchased a crazy lagooner.
- What, you mean a gold Renault Laguna?
- Correct.

by Gavin July 2, 2004

gavman666

I friggen legend whom everyone loves, looks up to and respects.

There are none better than gavman666

by Gavin July 31, 2004

gutter slut

dirty manky whore with juicy big flaps hanging down to her knees with puss on them

look at that fly blown manky white trash whore bag GUTTER SLUT

by Gavin August 7, 2004