GaViN's definitions

ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

by GaViN May 14, 2015

there is so many i could say, he´s everthing under the sun

most hated man

bin laden

by gavin November 6, 2003

D&D

1. A role-playing game utilizing paper, pencils (or pens), multi-faceted plastic objects (see: dice, die) and books (see: literacy). Played, despite stereotypes, by members of virtually all demographics (see: big words). Players and game alike are vilified by those with small minds and, generally, smaller vocabularies.

2. An enjoyable hobby, but a sure way to get NO ass at a party. Alas.

Remember, when you and a halfling are running away from a hungry dragon, you don;t have to outrun the dragon....just the halfling.

by Gavin October 1, 2003

bailiff

thick 'who ate all the pies cunt' who comes round your house, stares at you and asks if your in.

:is mister titwank in?
:who?

by gavin September 14, 2003

ghost turd

also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi

I thought i had a shit but it must have been a ghost turd

by gavin March 17, 2004

cuntsnaffle

To be close and intimate with a particularly "juicy" ladyhole.

I was just about to give her a jolly good cuntsnaffle, when in walked the butler!

by gavin April 26, 2005

Rig

large pikey music system used to annoy the police and the upper-middle classes

the fucking pigs seized the rig

by gavin September 17, 2003