GWMcL's definitions

aligorechy

The environmental police.

Origin: Al Gore + Oligarchy.

Better turn that heater down man or we'll have the aligorechy round to carbon tax us.

by GWMcL October 8, 2010

gay fever

That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.

Was there a discount at the gym this winter? I've got a lot of gay fever this year.

by GWMcL October 30, 2007

nsfpants

Not Safe For Pants. One step further than nsfw. So hot it's not safe to wear pants while watching.

- Is it safe for work?
- No way dude, it's nsfpants!

by GWMcL January 25, 2012

jellyfish

An ad or notice printed with phone numbers written vertically at the bottom on tearable tags and tacked up on noticeboards, shop windows, etc.

Named for the phone number strips' resemblance to a jellyfish's tentacles, and because the pages appear to be floating on the wall/noticeboard/window like jellyfish in the ocean.

Also known as space invaders, especially when there get to be too many of these notices in one place.

I got the number for a great share house off this jellyfish on a post at uni.

by GWMcL December 13, 2010

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

by GWMcL February 20, 2011

confettiquette

Wedding etiquette.

It is good confettiquette not to boil the rice before you throw it at a wedding.

by GWMcL September 26, 2010

cuppa diem

That oh so sweet first cup of coffee in the morning.

Wake up! You look terrible, here cuppa diem (and hands over a fresh coffee)

by GWMcL July 30, 2015