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hospitabilize

To take someone in and be hospitable to them, usually against their will. The reverse of overstaying your welcome, when you just want to pop in but then you have to sit down and catch up and everything else.
Bro: Where you bin dude?

Dude: I just went to drop the camera off at Ted's but he was home and he made me come in and have a cup of tea and then he talked at me for hours, I couldn't get away.

Bro: Dude, sounds like you got hospitabilized!
by GWMcL October 7, 2010
mugGet the hospitabilizemug.

jellyfish

An ad or notice printed with phone numbers written vertically at the bottom on tearable tags and tacked up on noticeboards, shop windows, etc.

Named for the phone number strips' resemblance to a jellyfish's tentacles, and because the pages appear to be floating on the wall/noticeboard/window like jellyfish in the ocean.

Also known as space invaders, especially when there get to be too many of these notices in one place.
I got the number for a great share house off this jellyfish on a post at uni.
by GWMcL December 13, 2010
mugGet the jellyfishmug.

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
by GWMcL February 20, 2011
mugGet the you cunt be seriousmug.

nsfpants

Not Safe For Pants. One step further than nsfw. So hot it's not safe to wear pants while watching.
- Is it safe for work?
- No way dude, it's nsfpants!
by GWMcL January 25, 2012
mugGet the nsfpantsmug.

gay fever

That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.
Was there a discount at the gym this winter? I've got a lot of gay fever this year.
by GWMcL October 30, 2007
mugGet the gay fevermug.

confettiquette

It is good confettiquette not to boil the rice before you throw it at a wedding.
by GWMcL September 26, 2010
mugGet the confettiquettemug.

cuppa diem

Wake up! You look terrible, here cuppa diem (and hands over a fresh coffee)
by GWMcL July 30, 2015
mugGet the cuppa diemmug.

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