hospitabilize

To take someone in and be hospitable to them, usually against their will. The reverse of overstaying your welcome, when you just want to pop in but then you have to sit down and catch up and everything else.

Bro: Where you bin dude?

Dude: I just went to drop the camera off at Ted's but he was home and he made me come in and have a cup of tea and then he talked at me for hours, I couldn't get away.

Bro: Dude, sounds like you got hospitabilized!

by GWMcL October 07, 2010

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aligorechy

The environmental police.

Origin: Al Gore + Oligarchy.

Better turn that heater down man or we'll have the aligorechy round to carbon tax us.

by GWMcL October 07, 2010

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schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

by GWMcL September 01, 2007

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you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

by GWMcL January 31, 2011

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youtubiversity

Learning things from you tube tutorials.

Evan don't pull the kitchen apart, you don't know the first thing about renovations!
What you talkin bout? I spent the week at Youtubiverisity.

Jack's in hospital, whatever made him think he could train attack dogs??
Youtubiversity.

by GWMcL November 05, 2010

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