youtubiversity

Learning things from you tube tutorials.
Evan don't pull the kitchen apart, you don't know the first thing about renovations!
What you talkin bout? I spent the week at Youtubiverisity.

Jack's in hospital, whatever made him think he could train attack dogs??
Youtubiversity.
by GWMcL November 05, 2010
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cuppa diem

Wake up! You look terrible, here cuppa diem (and hands over a fresh coffee)
by GWMcL July 30, 2015
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face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
by GWMcL September 26, 2010
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hospitabilize

To take someone in and be hospitable to them, usually against their will. The reverse of overstaying your welcome, when you just want to pop in but then you have to sit down and catch up and everything else.
Bro: Where you bin dude?

Dude: I just went to drop the camera off at Ted's but he was home and he made me come in and have a cup of tea and then he talked at me for hours, I couldn't get away.

Bro: Dude, sounds like you got hospitabilized!
by GWMcL October 07, 2010
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jellyfish

An ad or notice printed with phone numbers written vertically at the bottom on tearable tags and tacked up on noticeboards, shop windows, etc.

Named for the phone number strips' resemblance to a jellyfish's tentacles, and because the pages appear to be floating on the wall/noticeboard/window like jellyfish in the ocean.

Also known as space invaders, especially when there get to be too many of these notices in one place.
I got the number for a great share house off this jellyfish on a post at uni.
by GWMcL December 13, 2010
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head cum

Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.
by GWMcL July 12, 2010
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you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
by GWMcL February 20, 2011
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