14 definitions by GWMcL

The environmental police.

Origin: Al Gore + Oligarchy.
Better turn that heater down man or we'll have the aligorechy round to carbon tax us.
by GWMcL October 07, 2010
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That oh so sweet first cup of coffee in the morning.
Wake up! You look terrible, here cuppa diem (and hands over a fresh coffee)
by GWMcL July 30, 2015
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An ad or notice printed with phone numbers written vertically at the bottom on tearable tags and tacked up on noticeboards, shop windows, etc.

Named for the phone number strips' resemblance to a jellyfish's tentacles, and because the pages appear to be floating on the wall/noticeboard/window like jellyfish in the ocean.

Also known as space invaders, especially when there get to be too many of these notices in one place.
I got the number for a great share house off this jellyfish on a post at uni.
by GWMcL December 12, 2010
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Learning things from you tube tutorials.
Evan don't pull the kitchen apart, you don't know the first thing about renovations!
What you talkin bout? I spent the week at Youtubiverisity.

Jack's in hospital, whatever made him think he could train attack dogs??
Youtubiversity.
by GWMcL November 04, 2010
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snot
Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.
by GWMcL July 11, 2010
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A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
by GWMcL January 30, 2011
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Wedding etiquette.
It is good confettiquette not to boil the rice before you throw it at a wedding.
by GWMcL September 25, 2010
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