Definitions by GUY

spoon 

a type of pipe for smokin' ganj.

yo man, that inside-out spoon is the shit.

spoon by guy August 1, 2003

L.O.M.B.A.R.D. 

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.

Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!

L.O.M.B.A.R.D. by Guy July 30, 2003

babe 

Thing which is fun to pass time by staring at.

man I have been watcing that chick for hours.

babe by guy July 11, 2003

crusty 

yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

crusty by guy May 10, 2003

zon 

probably short for amazon, or female warrior. A very assertive woman.

God, she's a real zon. Did you see how she blew that maitre d' away?

zon by guy May 10, 2003

grock 

understand,appreciate actively and profoundly, fully comprehend; also, to think about, listen to, play, or contemplate something or someone with full love and understanding, even ecstacy. Often done stoned.

(s)he spent the whole museum visit just grocking one painting. I go to the park to grock the trees. MCEscher really grocked Goedel's theorem.

grock by guy May 10, 2003

zep 

Nickname or shortened version of the band name Led Zepplin.

I LOVE hearing Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" when I'm high.

zep by guy May 2, 2003