GReg's definitions

Pvan

The Pvan is short for the Party Van where at anytime you have a blunt rolled up just hop in the van and spark the biotch and get the party started

Yo mikey you wanna kick it in the pvan ?

by greg March 15, 2004

Kaniver

A person (F1) who, when in a friendship, plots against one of his friends (F2) with another friend (F3). They (F1 & F3) exclude the second friend (F2) from activities like going to someone's house, to parties, or to any location that it is possible to enjoy oneself.

Also describes a person who talks behind his friend's back. See Gossip.

Kanive (adj.), Kaniving (v.)

Matt: Greg and Corey rented Dynasty Warriors 5 and played it without me. They are Kanivers.

by Greg April 19, 2005

skeet

1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.

I skeeted all over Jenn's face

by Greg March 21, 2004

Karl Walker

When your friend invites you out several nights in a row for a long night of drinking and you decline. Then, on Sunday, he declines your offer for 1 beer and you call him a pussy.

Me? Pussy? Dude, I've been out drinking late every night this week, yo, and you had to sit at home and wash your hair...don't pull a Karl Walker by calling me a puss.

by Greg February 11, 2005

crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

by greg September 30, 2003

stuph

Kooler way of spelling "stuff"

i took my stuph to my friends house

by greg January 20, 2004

Dickbump

1)adj.A demeaning phrase used to compliment someones thoughtless action.2)n.A sore on the penis caused by a herpes infection.3)v.To steal someone's prospective, initial meeting, with a person of the opposite sex.

1)Why did you do that? What a dickbump.
2)The herpes infection has caused a dickbump.
3)That fucker dickbumped that girl, right out from under my nose.

by Greg December 21, 2003