GReg's definitions

vanagon

The Model name of the Volkswagen bus built between 1980 and 1990. Vanagons are bigger and squarer than the roundier buses built in the 50's, 60's and 70's. They still have the engine in the rearm and have a flat front, unlike the volkswagen van's built after 1990. They are the best vehicle ever, especially the campers.

My vanagon is the finest piece of German automotive engineering ever. Everyone wants my vanagon.

by Greg October 12, 2004

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 22, 2003

Johannesberg

johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"

"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"

by Greg February 2, 2005

Yonderblown

To be utterly obliterated to the point that you need assistance in your decision making.

I was so yonderblown, I made out with a completely busted girl.

by Greg March 31, 2004

Door Stopper

"Commonly mistakened for a object that stops doors. It is infact an adjective used by few like James Greg Dyas. The actualy definition of word is it describes an immensely beautiful person but the real beauty it emphasizes on is the inner beauty of a person with high value to user who describes them."

Greg: "Yah that girl Kayla Is a Real Door Stopper!"
Fahad: "Yah buT your my Door Stopper!"
Greg: :o

by Greg August 25, 2004

Obsidian Order

A Cardassian secret police and spy agency. Enabran Tain was its longest serving chief; his son Garak was a onetime agent and was kept alive in exile only by its intervention.

The Obsidian Order works among the shadows.

by Greg October 7, 2004

Brown

Any type of whiskey with a brown hue, ie. scotch, bourbon, canadian, etc.

"What would you like to drink?", "I'll have a brown."

by greg December 15, 2003