GOd's definitions

handy

small skinny and like to suck on the cock

handy

by GOD November 9, 2006

junglebunny

Another word to define an African American. Slang; or , a black person in a white community

Hey Johnny , look at the junglebunny walking by your house

by God April 6, 2005

iffy

1) the act of being vomit, or an involvement in vomit or the action of vomitting
2) the act of sexual harassment or unwanted sexual advances and physical conduct
3) Both 1. and 2. except specifically induced by alcohol

Brew Ha Ha 3 was very iffy.

Man you're iffy.

I'd say you're iffy but that would be too good for you Douglas.

Clean up you're own fucking iffy.

Iffy.

by God April 19, 2006

dodge durango

a car driven by only the pimpest of people

Yo dang, check out that phat Durango. BITCH.

-Hey bitch, give me your wallet, I drive a Durango.
-Here take it, take it, you damn sexy beast.

by God May 27, 2003

diwali

There's an indian king Ram of Ayodhya. Ram had a beautiful wife named Sita. He created a circle of protection for Sita, so that when she was in the circle, no one could harm her. One day, the demon Ravana disguised himself as a beggar, so he could steal Sita. Upon seeing the beggar, Sita stepped out of her circle, and Ravana stole her and escaped with a chariot into the sky. Ram was distraught and finally found that Ravana had taken her. The monkey god, Hanuman, was key in helping Ram by going into Ravana's lair finding Sita, thereby leading Ram to the demon. He went into the forest and with his army went to war with Ravana's army. Ram kicked some serious ass and killed Ravana and his army. Ram was reunited with Sita and at last after 14 years in the forest. There was a huge celebration in Ayodhya with lights when they came home.

happy diwali

by God October 28, 2003

mapatazzy

see map o' Tassie

by god February 12, 2003

Dampyre

- An ignorant goth guy who thinks he is an urbanite.
- Any person who subscribes to the dnesity theory of urban developement even though they possess no knowledge on the subject.
- A filthy animal.
- Also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

1. That dude thinks he knows about urbanity, he must be a dampyre.

2. You need to get your facts straight about the crime level in Chicago, they are much higher than you'd like to admit, what are you a dampyre?!

by God April 3, 2003