GOd's definitions

Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.

Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.

by god November 27, 2012

mungheaver

someone who digs up dead women, puts her legs on there shoulders, has someone jump on her belly, and eats what comes out. or for the technically minded: one who engages himself into a act using fore to inflict a ruptured colin among a deseast, with intention to injest

you are such a clean mung heaver. (you like to lick it clean when your done)

by god October 13, 2003

kanaba

The oldest surviving word on the planet, more commonly spelled "cannabis" now, it is around 8000 years old

sumarian: "this is some killer kanaba, i bet it would make a good shirt but im just going to smoke it"

by god October 13, 2003

kooloo

a long joint rolled in a kooloo paper

spark up that kooloo and pass it this way!

by god October 13, 2003

g-13

a strain of marijuana engineered by the u.s. millitary. it is a combination of over 200 different strains from around the world. it gets its legendary name from its 13% THC content

i am so baked on this g-13...... i have no idea whats going on right now.

by god October 13, 2003

i have no idea whats going on right now

the most common thing a real stoner can say.

dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

by god October 13, 2003

towlie

a secret experiment of the governments doing that is a supersmart towel that is constantly baked.

i have no idea whats going on right now

by god October 13, 2003