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j.lo

A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people
J.Lo is a ho!
by god July 18, 2003
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abandonminium

I ain't goin ta thuh abandonminium without muh pipe.
by God March 27, 2005
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Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.
Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.
by god November 27, 2012
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rise against

One of the best punk bands ever. Awesome, heartfelt lyrics ranging from love to politics to life in general, loud punding voice and amazing drums.
the years unfold in one moment
the voices that we heard so loud
are now suddenly silenced
inside this crowd
and you're surrounded by the lives
of those who found something to hold
so bringing everybody down
is all you know
by God October 20, 2004
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heros

The one chosen bre whos name means sex and was put on the earth to pleasure girls and to have sex.
'I take after the great heros'
by God April 20, 2005
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ping

by god January 31, 2003
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J.HO

by god June 6, 2003
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