GOD's definitions

matthew perry

The guy on Friends who had extremely violent weight fluctuations. He was pretty funny though.

Wasn't Chandler skinny in the previous episode? What happened!?

by god March 25, 2005

Slipknot

Slipknot rocks. Joey is one of the best drummers that i have ever created. All you people that don't listen to them, I don't really care, but you really need to get a life and do something other than bash them you sick fucks. Go do something that will actually matter. Like killing yourself.

Love,
God :-D

Slipknot ROCKS MY SOCKS

by God December 18, 2004

azureus

the biggest piece of shit software ever written.
crashes all the time, too slow, and too heavy.
fuck azureus, and fuck java. you too microsoft.

azureus crashes once you get a decent speed.

by GOD May 6, 2005

Maloo

God and Power to All that opose. Maloo is a God to mentor to many.

Oh Praiseth thou mighty Maloo and all his Glory

by God October 5, 2003

flapnut

1) Nust swinging, (flapping) in the breeze
2) A lost homeless person in San Francisco
3) (Most common usage) An exlamatory exlamation exclamed to large groups of people at inappropriate times, usually during a long silence

Being the little ass he is, Jonny yelled a "flapnut" during his gramdmother's funeral and shit his pants in the excitement.

by God March 19, 2003

flip you for real

To impose an act violence, sans Benicio Del Torro: Usual Suspects

He'll flip ya, flip you for real!

by GOD May 13, 2005

Cisco

The greatest guy ever, everyone wants to be like him, and all the girls wantt o be with him. He is in essence god.

Oh my god its Cisco, lets all bow.

by god November 11, 2006