GEoff's definitions

Bec

1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
2. Geoff's better half.

Girl, "If only I was as sexy as Bec"
Girl 2, "I wish I was as clever as Bec"
Girl 3, "Damn Bec has a hot boyfriend"

by Geoff March 1, 2005

geoff

verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'

damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,

by geoff May 13, 2005

golden orbs

a female's breasts

oh snap that chicks got some monstrous golden orbs

by Geoff May 29, 2004

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

ass biscuit

1.fart
2. releasing something smelly out your bum

i just let out an ass biscuit

by Geoff May 30, 2004

skeck

To beat those hoes rapidly~xigon

Those hoes got skecked by those pimps at xigon!

by Geoff June 11, 2004

Palende

Palende is the the particular topping that is on a pizza or a given food stuff, it has been known to be used in expressions of suprise. It like the fernande can be known as the P-ring

Oh my God Susan did you see the Palende on that?
Wow, I would really like to get my mouth round that P-ring!

by Geoff October 10, 2004