#1: Jeep's Grand Cherokee SRT-8.
The coolest domestic performance SUV on the planet. Ford & Chevy have nothing even close.
First Gen: 2006-2010; 6.1L Hemi (non-MDS); 420hp; 420lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.6 seconds; full-time AWD; signature dual exhaust out centre of the bumper.
Second Gen: 2012 ->; 6.4L Hemi (w/ MDS); 470hp, 465lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.8 seconds; full-time AWD; 4 adaptive suspension settings.
#2: GCSRT8 the author (myself).
Loves all SRT-8 vehicles in the SRT group, but has a special place in his heart for the Grand Cherokee especially.
The coolest domestic performance SUV on the planet. Ford & Chevy have nothing even close.
First Gen: 2006-2010; 6.1L Hemi (non-MDS); 420hp; 420lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.6 seconds; full-time AWD; signature dual exhaust out centre of the bumper.
Second Gen: 2012 ->; 6.4L Hemi (w/ MDS); 470hp, 465lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.8 seconds; full-time AWD; 4 adaptive suspension settings.
#2: GCSRT8 the author (myself).
Loves all SRT-8 vehicles in the SRT group, but has a special place in his heart for the Grand Cherokee especially.
Man, did you see that?
-Nope missed it.
Thats right you did! That GCSRT8 just blew right past us. Those things are super mean!
-My Mustang can catch it for sure.
..... Hahaha good one!
-Nope missed it.
Thats right you did! That GCSRT8 just blew right past us. Those things are super mean!
-My Mustang can catch it for sure.
..... Hahaha good one!
by GCSRT8 June 17, 2012

A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
by GCSRT8 May 25, 2012

What you blurt out unexpectedly when you are the icyest motherfucker alive.
Phrase coined by Gucci Mane.
Can be added onto words that normally end in "...ber" to make them gangsta as shit!
Phrase coined by Gucci Mane.
Can be added onto words that normally end in "...ber" to make them gangsta as shit!
"You wanna visit Gucci World girl
Here is a brochure.
Wanna a cold wash
make your wife say BURR
Got balls in my ear
like BURR BURR BURR!"
I just love SeptemBURR, OctoBURR, NovemBURR, and DecemBURR!
My necklace is 20 below its so icy with these AmBURR stones that cost a hunnit. BURR!
Here is a brochure.
Wanna a cold wash
make your wife say BURR
Got balls in my ear
like BURR BURR BURR!"
I just love SeptemBURR, OctoBURR, NovemBURR, and DecemBURR!
My necklace is 20 below its so icy with these AmBURR stones that cost a hunnit. BURR!
by GCSRT8 December 14, 2011

Simply an ambulance for Jews.
It is the most bare-bones, efficient form of transportation there is to get a Jew to the hospital when they are in need.
It is the most bare-bones, efficient form of transportation there is to get a Jew to the hospital when they are in need.
by GCSRT8 July 09, 2011

Worst Friend 4 (For) Life
1. Osama Bin Laden = USA's WF4L
2. "Yo dude, are you going to Eric's birthday party?"
"Not a chance broseph, he's one of my WF4L!"
2. "Yo dude, are you going to Eric's birthday party?"
"Not a chance broseph, he's one of my WF4L!"
by GCSRT8 September 25, 2011

-Dude you just stepped in doo doo!
-Meh, I could care less.
-Wow you have a severe case of Dontgiveafuckitis.
-Meh, I could care less.
-Wow you have a severe case of Dontgiveafuckitis.
by GCSRT8 December 07, 2011

A female's clitoris.
Man I went down on some chick and she had like an inch long hard clitoris!
Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!
Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!
by GCSRT8 September 24, 2011
