G.M.H.'s definitions

Taste Test The Soup

To use one's mouth to consume or taste a 'soup' of bodily fluids created in one of the body's cavities during intercourse. To eat out the area (mouth, pussy, or anus) of your partner after making a soup of bodily fluids such as cum, sweat, feces, pea, and blood.

Ty Tass: Oh wow, how did you get six fluids in such a small cavity?
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Creye Up

V. - To figuratively eye someone up by crying pitifully and testing their guilt, emotional sympathy, and ambivalence response levels. Commonly used as a way to change the subject when they may ask you about lying, manipulating, affairs, poor decisions, or uncomfortable topics.

"So, did you get around to making me dinner yet, like you said?"
"Oh John! I've had so much to do every since your mom died, helping out you're brothers and sisters, and..."
"Jesus fucking Christ, just say no. My mom died a year and half ago so stop bringing it the fuck up, don't creye up so much."

by G.M.H. November 5, 2009

The Ear Plug

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.

"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"

by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

Greasy Meat-Poker

To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.

Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her!
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Belgian Waffle

N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.

"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."

by G.M.H. January 16, 2010

Luke

V. - To dominate at Ultimate Frisbee, particularly when played at night. To appear from out side of near proximity, to tip, block, intercept, or successfully catch a frisbee. To score a touchdown, or pass as an assist for a touchdown. To outrun one or more people who have been running for less time, and slower than you, from a significant distance behind them. To win the game.

Scott: "Drew, you worship Luke way too much."
Drew: "Well, he did just score again."
Scott: " Goddammit, where's Brad!"
James: "Goddammit, where's Matt Gill!"

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

Cuntacle

Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.

Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?"
Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."

by G.M.H. December 2, 2009