G.M.H.'s definitions
V. - To "pucker up" in preparation of kissing/sucking a dick. The special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. It involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue's center wrapped in a U shape and the sides flattening out to either side. This provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.
Tim Scro: "Jennifer, ducker up buttercup, here I come."
*One minute later*
"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."
*One minute later*
"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."
by G.M.H. November 8, 2009
Get the Ducker Upmug. To use one's mouth to consume or taste a 'soup' of bodily fluids created in one of the body's cavities during intercourse. To eat out the area (mouth, pussy, or anus) of your partner after making a soup of bodily fluids such as cum, sweat, feces, pea, and blood.
Ty Tass: Oh wow, how did you get six fluids in such a small cavity?
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.
by G.M.H. June 2, 2009
Get the Taste Test The Soupmug. N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.
by G.M.H. November 6, 2009
Get the Matt Gillmug. College Student: "Let me give you the ear plug you fucking bitch."
Girlfriend: "No, give me the rusty trombone, rim me and trim me!"
Roommate: "God, you guys are urbane."
Girlfriend: "No, give me the rusty trombone, rim me and trim me!"
Roommate: "God, you guys are urbane."
by G.M.H. December 2, 2009
Get the Urbanemug. To blow a partner, and then teabag them and have them coat your balls in your bodily fluids. If they are flexible, they can coat them in their own cum after you went down on them instead.
(In The Background) Head Cook: What a great job you just did, way to Sauce the Meatballs! And a good, even, sweet coating too!
Assistant Cook: I'm so glad I took good notes on those two, now I will be much better.
Ass. Cook 2: I'm going to sauce my meatballs in chocolate when I get the chance!
Assistant Cook: I'm so glad I took good notes on those two, now I will be much better.
Ass. Cook 2: I'm going to sauce my meatballs in chocolate when I get the chance!
by G.M.H. June 2, 2009
Get the Sauce The Meatballsmug. "Look at that pardcore frenchie faggot who tried to jump over one too many stone walls. Do you think that modern medicine can reattach his shin before the janitor removes the stains?"
by G.M.H. November 4, 2009
Get the Pardcoremug. To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.
Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her!
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.
by G.M.H. June 2, 2009
Get the Greasy Meat-Pokermug.