G.M.H.'s definitions

Ducker Up

V. - To "pucker up" in preparation of kissing/sucking a dick. The special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. It involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue's center wrapped in a U shape and the sides flattening out to either side. This provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.

Tim Scro: "Jennifer, ducker up buttercup, here I come."

*One minute later*

"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."

by G.M.H. November 8, 2009

Purse-Feed

The act of feeding an infant Jewish child, much like breast-feeding. Small amounts of coins or occasionally very small bills at later stages are used.

Arieh: And how long should my wife purse-feed my son Asher?
Asa: For about six months, weening him off by substituting kosher foods into his diet.
Arieh: Ah, thank you. He won't be hungry after that.

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

Luke

V. - To dominate at Ultimate Frisbee, particularly when played at night. To appear from out side of near proximity, to tip, block, intercept, or successfully catch a frisbee. To score a touchdown, or pass as an assist for a touchdown. To outrun one or more people who have been running for less time, and slower than you, from a significant distance behind them. To win the game.

Scott: "Drew, you worship Luke way too much."
Drew: "Well, he did just score again."
Scott: " Goddammit, where's Brad!"
James: "Goddammit, where's Matt Gill!"

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

Pardcore

The state of taking parkour way too seriously. Being "Hardcore" about "Parkour".

"Look at that pardcore frenchie faggot who tried to jump over one too many stone walls. Do you think that modern medicine can reattach his shin before the janitor removes the stains?"

by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

Sauce The Meatballs

To blow a partner, and then teabag them and have them coat your balls in your bodily fluids. If they are flexible, they can coat them in their own cum after you went down on them instead.

(In The Background) Head Cook: What a great job you just did, way to Sauce the Meatballs! And a good, even, sweet coating too!
Assistant Cook: I'm so glad I took good notes on those two, now I will be much better.
Ass. Cook 2: I'm going to sauce my meatballs in chocolate when I get the chance!

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Little Red Riding Hood

V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters.

The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?"
LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies."
"Oh come, I want to hop on it."
LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!"
Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"

by G.M.H. December 4, 2009

Cuntacle

Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.

Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?"
Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."

by G.M.H. December 2, 2009