G.M.H.'s definitions

Sluck

V. - To suck and lick at once with all the skill of a slut.

Denise slucked de nephews balls alls nite.

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

Taste Test The Soup

To use one's mouth to consume or taste a 'soup' of bodily fluids created in one of the body's cavities during intercourse. To eat out the area (mouth, pussy, or anus) of your partner after making a soup of bodily fluids such as cum, sweat, feces, pea, and blood.

Ty Tass: Oh wow, how did you get six fluids in such a small cavity?
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Ducker Up

V. - To "pucker up" in preparation of kissing/sucking a dick. The special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. It involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue's center wrapped in a U shape and the sides flattening out to either side. This provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.

Tim Scro: "Jennifer, ducker up buttercup, here I come."

*One minute later*

"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."

by G.M.H. November 8, 2009

Purse-Feed

The act of feeding an infant Jewish child, much like breast-feeding. Small amounts of coins or occasionally very small bills at later stages are used.

Arieh: And how long should my wife purse-feed my son Asher?
Asa: For about six months, weening him off by substituting kosher foods into his diet.
Arieh: Ah, thank you. He won't be hungry after that.

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

Creye Up

V. - To figuratively eye someone up by crying pitifully and testing their guilt, emotional sympathy, and ambivalence response levels. Commonly used as a way to change the subject when they may ask you about lying, manipulating, affairs, poor decisions, or uncomfortable topics.

"So, did you get around to making me dinner yet, like you said?"
"Oh John! I've had so much to do every since your mom died, helping out you're brothers and sisters, and..."
"Jesus fucking Christ, just say no. My mom died a year and half ago so stop bringing it the fuck up, don't creye up so much."

by G.M.H. November 5, 2009

The Ear Plug

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.

"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"

by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

Matt Damon

V. - To be own, pwn, make an example, and prove to be an incompetent and worthless noob, to rape and dehumanize. To boom headshot.
N. - A impotent incompetent mindless waste of flesh.

James "I can't out-snipe this guy, he's too fast. But he's running through the smoke to come into the tower."
William "No, he's wondering how I jumped off the stairs, turned, and headshotted him with my trenchgun in mid-air before he finished reloading. Assuming hes that smart."
James "God, you've got to stop Matt Damoning these guys so much."

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009