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N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.
by G.M.H. November 6, 2009
Get the Matt Gill mug.V. - To be own, pwn, make an example, and prove to be an incompetent and worthless noob, to rape and dehumanize. To boom headshot.
N. - A impotent incompetent mindless waste of flesh.
N. - A impotent incompetent mindless waste of flesh.
James "I can't out-snipe this guy, he's too fast. But he's running through the smoke to come into the tower."
William "No, he's wondering how I jumped off the stairs, turned, and headshotted him with my trenchgun in mid-air before he finished reloading. Assuming hes that smart."
James "God, you've got to stop Matt Damoning these guys so much."
William "No, he's wondering how I jumped off the stairs, turned, and headshotted him with my trenchgun in mid-air before he finished reloading. Assuming hes that smart."
James "God, you've got to stop Matt Damoning these guys so much."
by G.M.H. November 6, 2009
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Get the Sluck mug.V. - To figuratively eye someone up by crying pitifully and testing their guilt, emotional sympathy, and ambivalence response levels. Commonly used as a way to change the subject when they may ask you about lying, manipulating, affairs, poor decisions, or uncomfortable topics.
"So, did you get around to making me dinner yet, like you said?"
"Oh John! I've had so much to do every since your mom died, helping out you're brothers and sisters, and..."
"Jesus fucking Christ, just say no. My mom died a year and half ago so stop bringing it the fuck up, don't creye up so much."
"Oh John! I've had so much to do every since your mom died, helping out you're brothers and sisters, and..."
"Jesus fucking Christ, just say no. My mom died a year and half ago so stop bringing it the fuck up, don't creye up so much."
by G.M.H. November 5, 2009
Get the Creye Up mug.V. - To parasail on the political engine in the carefree, thoughtfree, moralfree way that Sarah Palin did, until here untimely crash and death. To use renewable wind energy to puff oneself up with hot air and leave solid ground, in pursuit of unreachable sunsets and clouds, ignoring all rains and waves, and criticisms.
Not to be confused with Sarahfailing or Sarahfalin.
Not to be confused with Sarahfailing or Sarahfalin.
"Yo mahn, wehr u behn?"
"I wehnt to dah hehrtlahnd mahn, wehnt parah salin in da carrihbeeahn."
"I dohnt see ahnee bohdeelee ihnjuhrees thoh mahn..."
"Noh, I meen pohlihtihcahlee, I wahs ahrehstehd fo' sohlihsitin' prahsihtuhshun."
"I wehnt to dah hehrtlahnd mahn, wehnt parah salin in da carrihbeeahn."
"I dohnt see ahnee bohdeelee ihnjuhrees thoh mahn..."
"Noh, I meen pohlihtihcahlee, I wahs ahrehstehd fo' sohlihsitin' prahsihtuhshun."
by G.M.H. November 5, 2009
Get the Parah Salin mug.When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.
by G.M.H. November 4, 2009
Get the The Ear Plug mug."Look at that pardcore frenchie faggot who tried to jump over one too many stone walls. Do you think that modern medicine can reattach his shin before the janitor removes the stains?"
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