G. Thomas's definitions

Church of the DVD

Refers to the technique that avid moviegoers wish to view films under in their livingroom. Includes having zero light reflections in the television set, thus having zero lights on that could result in this.

Term coined by "Father Jim".

He wants to watch yet another movie... Time for the Church of the DVD again!

by G. Thomas June 2, 2008

hyperenergetic

Very animated, possibly overly energetic.

She only meant to do a cartwheel, but was so hyperenergetic that she did three backflips and the splits -- on accident.

by G. Thomas August 13, 2006

bed bed bed

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.

"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"

by G. Thomas August 9, 2006

veggietale

Slang for vegetable.

Don't forget to eat your veggietales!

by G. Thomas October 3, 2006

graduphonicate

Verb. To call someone's cell phone during their graduation commencement ceremony.

She's trying to graduphonicate me right now?? I'll have to get back to her later!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

Gump Syndrome

1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.

2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.

1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.

2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.

by G. Thomas July 3, 2007

Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006