Fusion's definitions

guru

Fat ass nerd who does nothing but serf the web

by Fusion September 19, 2003

High School

A high school is a porthole to hell where everyone goes insane ranging causes such as:
Keeping track of who the slutty girls in your school are going out with.
Trying to be cool.
Trying to find wtf crowd you belong in.
#1 Trying to keep sane.
There are also an ass load of crowds, as described above.

Ooooooooooo no!

by Fusion September 19, 2003

Ron Jeremy

My Hero

hes the man

by Fusion September 22, 2003

Star Wars

All the actors were not that good this is who should have played in that movie.
Darth Vader-Snoop Dogg
Luke Skywalker-Arnold Swatzernegger
r2-d2-Wee-Man
c3po-Andy Dick
Boba Fett: Jean Claud-vann damm (He instead of fighting luke skywalker steals jabbas crack stash)
Princess Leia: Jenna Jameson
Han Solo: Vin diesal
Lando: DMX

Star wars is no longer geeky

by Fusion September 22, 2003

D&D

A great hobby filled with retarded stereotypes.

Jock: "Hey Dawg They be playin D&D Lets go be ass holes and steal their dice"
Player:(Pulls out MP5)Ratatatata!

by Fusion September 24, 2003

darkwarrior

A mesai Warrior

Eat spear HO!

by Fusion September 26, 2003

superman

The worlds cheapest superhero, Anyone could make him up.

Superman never gets his ass kicked, o i crave a kryptonite bullet!

by Fusion September 30, 2003