Funthrax's definitions

pulling a Banya

Riding someone's coattails to success. Originated in the stand-up comedy world of "Seinfeld," where the annoying Kenny Banya often found success performing after Jerry.

I've been getting that girl drunk all night. That guy's totally pulling a Banya!

by Funthrax August 6, 2007

pill

1. a single pharmaceutical tablet of any kind
2. birth control
3. ecstacy
4. an annoying or nagging person
5. a slang term for a basketball

1. "I had a headache this morning so I took two pills of aspirin."

2. "Naw, I rawdog it, my girl's on the pill."

3. "I took two pills of molly last night, man I'm ate up."

4. "Don't be a pill. I'll rake the yard when I'm good and ready."

5. "What's up with that rock, kid? Throw me the pill."

by Funthrax April 29, 2007

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.

1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."

by FunThrax October 28, 2009

toney

Sensitive, sappy, emotional, or preachy.

"Ayo, that new Kanye single is pretty toney. Why does he always have to talk about Jesus?"

by Funthrax October 28, 2007

ferclempt

the feeling of being at the brink of tears, usually accompanied with a lump in the throat and a cracking voice.

"Yeah, I admit it, at the ending of 'My Girl' I was ferclempt.

by FunThrax January 23, 2007

bunk dose

Bad or weak hit of acid.

"Man, that asshole sold me a bunk dose."

by Funthrax February 3, 2007

yayhoo

A crazy, dumb, and/or wild person under the influence of cocaine.

That party was kicking until those yayhoos crashed it.

by Funthrax January 11, 2007