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like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
A dog pooped in my garden!
Use a poop scoop!
The poop collector has arrived!
Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
Use a poop scoop!
The poop collector has arrived!
Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
Get the poop scoop mug.Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!
The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!
The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!
You're planning on sending some faxes?
Faxes? to where?
To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
You're planning on sending some faxes?
Faxes? to where?
To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
Get the sending some faxes mug.There is only one possibility when you place one or more negroes together in a room with one or more banana mama's!
You'll end up with some black tissue!
In case if the black tissue is alive, it's called 'a nigger fuck' or 'niglet'!
Or, also possible is when a bunch of nigger fucks come out, then you'll have to call em in plural, 'nigger fuckS' or nigletS;
You'll end up with some black tissue!
In case if the black tissue is alive, it's called 'a nigger fuck' or 'niglet'!
Or, also possible is when a bunch of nigger fucks come out, then you'll have to call em in plural, 'nigger fuckS' or nigletS;
When placing male and female niggers together, you can expect an increase of 300% of that population in nigger fucks in the first year!
After 9 months the room will be too small, and nigger fucks will start screaming, running, and stealing around like crazy!
A pig breeds a pig,
Niggers produce fucks!
After 9 months the room will be too small, and nigger fucks will start screaming, running, and stealing around like crazy!
A pig breeds a pig,
Niggers produce fucks!
by Fukaface! December 7, 2011
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People steal korans, and publicly burn them to a crisp.
An alternative instructional video called "how to dump the koran in the toilet, because it's too big to fit the sewer pipe" has also had high ratings on popular websites!
Muslims don't care about offending others. Others now don't care about offending muslims, and would love to distribute disgusting pictures of prophet muhammad (that gay uncle fucker), Allah (a red animal with horns, and a tail and lives in poop), and would also love to distribute howto's (like how to burn the koran, how to use it as toilet paper, how to have vaginal blood on a koran, how to dump it in a pigsty, and how to use the leafs of the koran on a truck when transporting human waste.
People steal korans, and publicly burn them to a crisp.
An alternative instructional video called "how to dump the koran in the toilet, because it's too big to fit the sewer pipe" has also had high ratings on popular websites!
Muslims don't care about offending others. Others now don't care about offending muslims, and would love to distribute disgusting pictures of prophet muhammad (that gay uncle fucker), Allah (a red animal with horns, and a tail and lives in poop), and would also love to distribute howto's (like how to burn the koran, how to use it as toilet paper, how to have vaginal blood on a koran, how to dump it in a pigsty, and how to use the leafs of the koran on a truck when transporting human waste.
Koran burning has become popular lately!
Ow yes, but nothing beats using it as poop scoops! They burn much better that way!
My dog has an issue where every time he has diarrhea he tries to do it on the Koran! It's a practice he took on ever he saw that picture of allah naked a bathtub doing some anal sex on pigs.
Yeah, it gets to you, these koran stories! When we burned that crap for good the world will be a better place!
Koran burning makes for some good firework!
Ow, and burn some muslims too!
They're gay asses, and deserve to die!
Ow yes, but nothing beats using it as poop scoops! They burn much better that way!
My dog has an issue where every time he has diarrhea he tries to do it on the Koran! It's a practice he took on ever he saw that picture of allah naked a bathtub doing some anal sex on pigs.
Yeah, it gets to you, these koran stories! When we burned that crap for good the world will be a better place!
Koran burning makes for some good firework!
Ow, and burn some muslims too!
They're gay asses, and deserve to die!
by Fukaface! December 10, 2011
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He will smoke and glow like a cigarette.
Inhalation of the gasses is highly poisonous!
He will smoke and glow like a cigarette.
Inhalation of the gasses is highly poisonous!
I heard in some african villages they burn niggers because they don't have cigarettes nor weed.
Yes, the nigs become nigarettes!
Highly toxic, don't try this at home!
Ain't nothin' like a burnin' nigg'rette!
Yes, the nigs become nigarettes!
Highly toxic, don't try this at home!
Ain't nothin' like a burnin' nigg'rette!
by Fukaface! December 10, 2011
Get the Nigarette mug.Penis cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!
They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).
When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!
Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).
When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!
Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
"Hey, I belong to the penis-tribe, and want to get out of it!"
"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"
"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"
"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"
"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"
"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"
"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"
"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"
"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"
"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
by Fukaface! September 12, 2011
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"WTF does that mean?"
"I'ma texan booy, it cou' mean anytheing I wann' it to bey!"
"Fuck you!"
"GITSHIT!"
"WTF does that mean?"
"I'ma texan booy, it cou' mean anytheing I wann' it to bey!"
"Fuck you!"
"GITSHIT!"
by Fukaface! September 19, 2011
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