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piss licker

A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss
You piss licker!

It's not piss, it's cock juice!

Doesn't matter, piss licker

Oh come on! I'm not gay!

No, you're a piss licker!
by Fukaface! October 14, 2011
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The King's Throne

It's the place where the king reigns, and passes judgment.
It's also commonly understood to be the toilet!

Alternative wordplays may be doing number 2, or send some faxes.
Man, I gotta go to the king's throne right now!
If not I'll shit in my pants!

Even though it will be funny to see you shit your pants, the king's throne room is that way!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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pooptruck

A truck that has a tank in the back with plenty of suction, sucking the poop out of the sewers; and usually smells to poop!
Usually driven by the poopman or the poop collector.
Look! The pooptruck has arrived!
Time to get our toilets sucked empty!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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poop collector

Also, the poopman.
Comes in his poop truck to suck the poop out of the sewer system (and other things that get stuck there).

The poopman is very popular in places where they have cesspools in the houses (like in the majority of Europe)
Oh my gosh! The poop collector is digging with his poop scoop in the poop truck's storage space, looking for gold!

Nah, he's just stirring the poop!
He loves the poop so much that he can't wait to make love to it when he's home!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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poop scoop

like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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sending some faxes

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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nigger fuck

There is only one possibility when you place one or more negroes together in a room with one or more banana mama's!

You'll end up with some black tissue!

In case if the black tissue is alive, it's called 'a nigger fuck' or 'niglet'!

Or, also possible is when a bunch of nigger fucks come out, then you'll have to call em in plural, 'nigger fuckS' or nigletS;
When placing male and female niggers together, you can expect an increase of 300% of that population in nigger fucks in the first year!

After 9 months the room will be too small, and nigger fucks will start screaming, running, and stealing around like crazy!

A pig breeds a pig,
Niggers produce fucks!
by Fukaface! December 7, 2011
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