Definitions by Fukaface!
poop scoop
like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
A dog pooped in my garden!
Use a poop scoop!
The poop collector has arrived!
Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
Use a poop scoop!
The poop collector has arrived!
Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
poop scoop by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
sending some faxes
Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!
The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!
The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!
You're planning on sending some faxes?
Faxes? to where?
To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
You're planning on sending some faxes?
Faxes? to where?
To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
sending some faxes by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
piss licker
You piss licker!
It's not piss, it's cock juice!
Doesn't matter, piss licker
Oh come on! I'm not gay!
No, you're a piss licker!
It's not piss, it's cock juice!
Doesn't matter, piss licker
Oh come on! I'm not gay!
No, you're a piss licker!
piss licker by Fukaface! October 14, 2011
Penis cutter
Penis cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!
They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).
When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!
Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).
When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!
Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
"Hey, I belong to the penis-tribe, and want to get out of it!"
"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"
"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"
"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"
"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"
"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"
"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"
"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"
"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"
"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
Penis cutter by Fukaface! September 12, 2011
prev
short abbreviation for previous.
A language developed by mostly teenagers and youth called turbo language, makes use of shortened words.
It not only allows them to feel cool, but also allows them to say more in a shorter time by doing less effort.
A language developed by mostly teenagers and youth called turbo language, makes use of shortened words.
It not only allows them to feel cool, but also allows them to say more in a shorter time by doing less effort.
like:
'sup, ha y'all doin'?
prev (previous),
nigg (nigger),
pos (piece of shit)
fag (faggot)
Mofo (motherfucker)
ver (version)
reg (regular)
prem (premium)
'sup, ha y'all doin'?
prev (previous),
nigg (nigger),
pos (piece of shit)
fag (faggot)
Mofo (motherfucker)
ver (version)
reg (regular)
prem (premium)
ver
short abbreviation for version.
A language developed by mostly teenagers and youth called turbo language, makes use of shortened words.
It not only allows them to feel cool, but also allows them to say more in a shorter time by doing less effort.
A language developed by mostly teenagers and youth called turbo language, makes use of shortened words.
It not only allows them to feel cool, but also allows them to say more in a shorter time by doing less effort.
like:
'sup, ha y'all doin'?
prev (previous),
nigg (nigger),
STFU (Shut The Fuck Up)
pos (piece of shit)
fag (faggot)
Mofo (motherfucker)
ver (version)
reg (regular)
prem (premium)
'sup, ha y'all doin'?
prev (previous),
nigg (nigger),
STFU (Shut The Fuck Up)
pos (piece of shit)
fag (faggot)
Mofo (motherfucker)
ver (version)
reg (regular)
prem (premium)