Definitions by Fucko

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

Mexican Check valve by Fucko October 27, 2021

kiki 

soft beverage commonly referred to as whisky but with a slight difference: you don't feel the alcohol inside the kiki whereas it stinks as hell in the whisky. The reason: you're already super duper drunk, fucko!

Alec: pass-me ch kiki!
Eric: fuck it the bottle is empty. fuck!
Nico: j'ai du gardant fruit

kiki by fucko July 3, 2006

ballantine

botlle of kiki, the most famous nick name for whisky. Is to be drunk together with coke or Gardant Fruit.

Eric: Gimme some kiki for fuck's sake!
Nico: want some Ballantine fucko?
Eric: more than that: Ballantine's
Nico:teupteupteup
Eric:teupteupteup

ballantine by fucko June 20, 2006

brooaatt 

the noise coming out of your mouth after eating some stinky french cassoulet

brooaatt! fuck I should go to shit room ASAP, as the plooaashhhh's heading towards me.
fuck it!

brooaatt by fucko June 20, 2006

gardant fruit 

soft beverage composed of:
1/2 bacardi
1/2 jack daniel's
1/2 vodka
1/2 coca-cola

martin: passssssssss-moi donc un peu d'gardant fruit l'ami!

gardant fruit by fucko May 19, 2005

pousse moussu 

a sexual position that begins the ritual of the slapped turtle

fucko: I'll give you pousse-moussu
shucko: oh yes please put your finger in and you'll get mouss
fucko: zucking swucked bitch!
SMACK

pousse moussu by fucko May 14, 2005

cagool 

stands for an unsuccessful affair with Chantal

Alec: I fucked up with Chantal
Fucko: wa dya get exactly ass hole?
Alec: I get cagool, fucko!

Smack
Fucko: Chantal is a bitch give me her Number
Alec: I know who you are, you're not Fucko, you're greg!
Fucko: Zuck!

cagool by fucko May 10, 2005