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Slytherin

I slytherined in her
by Fuck face August 19, 2016
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Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.
Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
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D&D

A reflection of fantasy via role-playing characters with pre-determined traits, designated by statistical models, using polygonal dice to randomize the outcome of probable events.
I found D&D impoved my math skills between the second and third grade.
by Fuck Face June 21, 2003
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Mullet

One who is found to have sincere business in the front, yet an unmistakable party in the back...the hairstyle often worn by aging rockers who refuse to admit that Warrant is not the best band ever...
Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!
by Fuck Face June 21, 2003
mugGet the Mulletmug.

Bright Light Nights

A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.
O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
mugGet the Bright Light Nightsmug.

Slippy Shower

Two lesbians fucking in a shower, one slips into the glass and the other falls with her cuz her fingers are stuck in her pussy.
Watch kids, here is an example of a slippy shower
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
mugGet the Slippy Showermug.

Brown Broomstick

A man takes a broomstick and shoves into a girl's asshole, takes it out shoves the broomstick back into his asshole, then eats the contents on the broomstick.
Did you see him brown broomstick our teacher?
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
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