Fuck Face's definitions

Brown Broomstick

A man takes a broomstick and shoves into a girl's asshole, takes it out shoves the broomstick back into his asshole, then eats the contents on the broomstick.

Did you see him brown broomstick our teacher?

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Shaker

When a man is masturbating and his sexual partner insterts a dildo in his rectum, so he cums as a dildo is in his ass. Therefore causing him to shake.

Man, I really do love shakers!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Bright Light Nights

A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.

O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Crusher

A woman pretends to give a man a hand-job, then takes his testicles and stomps on them. Four times.

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Slippy Shower

Two lesbians fucking in a shower, one slips into the glass and the other falls with her cuz her fingers are stuck in her pussy.

Watch kids, here is an example of a slippy shower

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003