Frieda Shiels's definitions

F.O.Y.C.

Fuck Off Ya Cunt - a gesture of great displeasure at what someone has said. Particularly in the Scottish vernacular.

As Alan reminded Mary Doll that she was considerably older than him, she retorted with “fuck off ya cunt” (F.O.Y.C.)

by Frieda Shiels January 1, 2021

Flop jaw

Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.

She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw

by Frieda Shiels June 11, 2018

Tuna Sleeve

When the innards of a woman’s vagina exudes the aroma of a particular aquatic beast.

I went to bang her, but couldn’t bring myself to do it due to musk of her tuna sleeve

by Frieda Shiels January 4, 2021

Pussy Plug

A gathering of tissues that is placed between sweaty thighs to dry a moist clunge on an abnormally hot summers day.

It was so warm that Colette’s pussy was leaking like broken fridge, she needed a pussy plug to soak up the moist mess.

by Frieda Shiels June 29, 2018

Ricoshatted

When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity

Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling

by Frieda Shiels November 21, 2018

Jamped

Extremely wild and enthusiastic sex

Jackie has abstained from sex for days, she couldn’t wait to get home to be jamped.

by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019

Tabogan fanny

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team

Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny

by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019