by Frieda Shiels January 04, 2021
A gathering of tissues that is placed between sweaty thighs to dry a moist clunge on an abnormally hot summers day.
It was so warm that Colette’s pussy was leaking like broken fridge, she needed a pussy plug to soak up the moist mess.
by Frieda Shiels June 29, 2018
Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!
by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019
The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.
Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.
by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019
When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.
by Frieda Shiels December 21, 2017
When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity
Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling
by Frieda Shiels November 21, 2018
by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019