F.O.Y.C.

Fuck Off Ya Cunt - a gesture of great displeasure at what someone has said. Particularly in the Scottish vernacular.

As Alan reminded Mary Doll that she was considerably older than him, she retorted with “fuck off ya cunt” (F.O.Y.C.)

by Frieda Shiels January 01, 2021

Flop jaw

Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.

She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw

by Frieda Shiels June 11, 2018

Tuna Sleeve

When the innards of a woman’s vagina exudes the aroma of a particular aquatic beast.

I went to bang her, but couldn’t bring myself to do it due to musk of her tuna sleeve

by Frieda Shiels January 04, 2021

Jamped

Extremely wild and enthusiastic sex

Jackie has abstained from sex for days, she couldn’t wait to get home to be jamped.

by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019

Tabogan fanny

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team

Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny

by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019

Spoosh

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.

Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.

by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019

Ricoshatted

When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity

Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling

by Frieda Shiels November 21, 2018