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A nagger is the shit you know you need to take but it’s not an emergency so you keep postponing the inevitable. A nagger will be a noticeable feeling of the need to shit that just nags all day without the need to clinch or fight it back but still providing discomfort.
I’ve had this nagger all day, I guess I should go take care of it.
I was lucky that I only had a nagger when I was on that date,I was able to hold it off thankfully, it could have been a screamer!
I was lucky that I only had a nagger when I was on that date,I was able to hold it off thankfully, it could have been a screamer!
by Freightrain47 May 23, 2018
Get the Nagger mug.A form of combover in which hair from both sides of a balding person's head are grown long enough to meet at the barren apex of the head cleverly disguising male pattern baldness with what is meant to appear as a Brohawk or even Mohawk depending on the ambition and or depth of insecurity within the wearer. This differs from the Combover which traditionally relies on the hair from one side of the head to pull off the ruse. Also not to be confused with the Partover, which is deception using an elaborate combination of the two of these styles made popular by Former President Trump's sly and cunning employment of the style. Also having been effectively put to use by a couple notable Country Music stars from the 1960's
by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023
Get the Cauxhawk mug.A hack is someone who, for whatever the reason, does shity work, whatever that work may be. THATS IT
so all of you giving stupid specific definitions like; "a hack is someone who doesn't take the time to change the printer ink"
That, and any other example have been covered, thanks.
so all of you giving stupid specific definitions like; "a hack is someone who doesn't take the time to change the printer ink"
That, and any other example have been covered, thanks.
I hate when hacks post personal definitions on UB that have already been covered in the general definition.
by Freightrain47 March 28, 2015
Get the Hack mug.Possibly the dumbest adjective that the world of slang has ever known. Its been proven that it sounds stupid with every word in the english language. 96% of people that use the word are proven to be total losers. A person that uses this word as a serious adjective immediately becomes unattractive to the opposite sex, exept if used in front of "copter pilot"
That guy just got hella air off that jump bro!
Whoa, brody, check out that hella rad Jeep dude!
If you see Brody, Quinn, Tristan, Hayden, Elijah, Fallon, Luca, Ryder, Atticus or Ella, tell them that they have hella stupid names!
Whoa, brody, check out that hella rad Jeep dude!
If you see Brody, Quinn, Tristan, Hayden, Elijah, Fallon, Luca, Ryder, Atticus or Ella, tell them that they have hella stupid names!
by Freightrain47 July 20, 2016
Get the Hella mug.Generation Less Than, Generation <, Or Gen Less Than.
The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.
They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.
They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.
Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.
The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.
They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.
They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.
Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.
These Generation Less Than Kids spend more of their lives looking at the world on a screen instead of just looking at the world.
When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!
When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!
by Freightrain47 January 17, 2022
Get the Generation Less Than mug.A Cannonball is the act of indulging in one drug or alcohol then taking more right on top of that. It is not nearly as specific as most definers make it seem. Any time you use a drug or alcohol in rapid succession or simultaneously it can be considered a Cannonball. Even food can be cannonballed when you are eating your desert and scoop up some of your neighbors desert for a CANNONBALL!
Oh shit, Emily just cannonballed a Xanax bar on top of that suboxone!
Hey Mikey, cannonball that Patron' shot on top of that bowl you're smoking!
Hey Mikey, cannonball that Patron' shot on top of that bowl you're smoking!
by Freightrain47 June 7, 2018
Get the Cannonball mug.The shady part of the internet. Not full on dark web but certainly questionable. The Grey Web is where you can find things like illegally powerful laser pointers that are mislabeled to appear safe, You can find nearly complete silencers for your gun that are labeled as "solvent traps", things like cell phone and WiFi jammers, and even erectile disfunction medications without a prescription. The Grey Web is where you get the types of things or information that is not illegal to possess necessarily but illegal to use, combine, or assemble.
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
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