Frederick Yeo's definitions

Signs of Intelligent Life

Something which cannot be found on Urban Dictionary

No signs of intelligent life here

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

42069

The amount of time, in centuries, that the average urban dictionary editor takes to approve a single definition

This definition will probably never be published because of the 42069 rule.

by Frederick Yeo November 22, 2023

Misogyny

A group of Japanese women who enjoy consuming miso soup-based ramen. From Japanese word “miso” + Greek word “gyne”, meaning woman.

The misogyny sat at the long table with raised seats and began to eat their ramen.

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

People’s Action Party

Ruling political party of Singapore since 1959. Famous for developing Singapore from a third-world country to a first world country and controlling almost all seats in the Parliament of Singapore since its independence, despite the fact that elections in Singapore are free and fair. A non-ideological, pragmatic party that takes a hands-on approach to solving problems. Their policy can usually be described as socially centrist and fiscally conservative, though individual policy positions may be more nuanced. Despite certain questionable actions in the past to detain, sue and bankrupt political opponents, these efforts have been toned down somewhat in recent years with the PAP trying to appear more consultative. The PAP enjoys describing its political opponents as opportunists seeking to score political points even if they oppose the PAP on relatively logical grounds.

I love the People’s Action Party

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Plato

An Italian plate

Can you pass me that plato of spaghetti please

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Caucasiate

To be an overbearing, arrogant person who conquers and subjugates half the world but begin to portray yourself as a compassionate social justice warrior once the inexorableness of your civilisational decline becomes apparent to you, in a bid to minimise the shame of being overtaken by those you once dominated. Traits associated with caucasiating individuals include a propensity for virtue-signalling and a lack of adherence to logical principles.

*playing CS:GO*
Mike: Ha I’m 12/4 you noob
Sam: …
12 rounds later

Mike: Shit I haven’t got a kill in 12 rounds and now I’m 12/16
Sam: Noob now I’m 17/4
Mike: Hey stop using hate speech
Sam: You really trying to caucasiate now?
Flaccid piece of shit

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Vachina

A derogatory term for China, which references the femininity of Chinese culture. Frequently used in abbreviated form, as “Gyna”, by President of the United States Donald Trump.

Vachina is stealing our manufacturing jobs

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023