Edwedu

A pimple-faced midget who frequently makes snarky remarks and likes Super Smash Bros, Kirby and Undertale

“Are you done?” I asked. “I’ve done your mother,” cried Edwedu, thinking he was funny.

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023

Burst

To kick the testicles of an Asian male, thereby rupturing them

When Xiao Ming started boasting about his straight As, Mike got pissed and decided to burst him

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Magnus Carlsen

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg

One Magnus Carlsen, please.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Hanabi

A username used by white teenagers in video games, social media etc., meant to show their appreciation for but at the same time exoticise the Japanese language. It means “firework” which is ironic since the users of this username, if male, usually have small penises.

Hanabi just got an ace. His tiny dong must be trembling.

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Alive

Something a million Iraqis ceased to be when George W. Bush was President of the United Stated

Alive

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Wai Yu Geh

A Chinese gay conversion therapist

Wai Yu Geh has a proven record of getting 21 boys straight again.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

George W. Bush

A partially-literate Texan who somehow became President of the United States. He invaded a country for no reason and killed a million people. The economy of the United States collapsed under him. He was known for making frequent verbal gaffes.

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” ~George W. Bush

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023