Frederick Yeo's definitions

Two

The number of nipples a person has

Two is a prime number

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Tampines

A large town and constituency in Singapore. Attractions include various malls like Our Tampines Hub, Heng Swee Keat (until 2020), Sun Plaza park and the fact that its name rhymes with “penis”.

GPS: “take the right turn onto Tampighnes Avenue 7.”
Tampines dweller: what you saying?

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Black People

A term used to describe burglars, criminals and gangsters, which references the black ski masks and jumpsuits often worn by them to disguise their identity.

Those black people are robbing the poor convenience store owner again.

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Alive

Something a million Iraqis ceased to be when George W. Bush was President of the United Stated

Alive

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Burst

To kick the testicles of an Asian male, thereby rupturing them

When Xiao Ming started boasting about his straight As, Mike got pissed and decided to burst him

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Amber Heard

When a dog steps on a bee

Did you see that? The dog just did an Amber Heard

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Ian Nepomniachtchi

Russian chess Grandmaster and top-5 player in the world. An emotional player, he often tilts and this has resulted in him throwing the two consecutive World Chess Championships in which he contested

Ian Nepomniachtchi’s name contains two “ch”s

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023