Definitions by Freddy Ngabwe

bassiled 

What happens when someone has all the outward signs of listening to you but you find out when you finished speaking that they haven't heard a word you said, either because they never noticed you start or they became completely engrossed in something else they were doing.

I can't believe you just bassiled me then when I was talking to you. That is so rude!

bassiled by Freddy Ngabwe January 21, 2009

nosebag 

A quick and dirty snack (e.g. the kind of burger you get from a kebab van that you suspect is rat meat), especially when drunk or stoned.

Come on guys, I'm starving. Let's get a cheeky nosebag, eh?

nosebag by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007

Ratburger 

Any of a suite of dodgy meat products purchased from a mobile eatery (e.g. a kebab van owned by a man called Stelios) often found in car parks within close proximity to nightclubs.

I feel dead rough this morning. I think it must be that filthy ratburger I got from "Kebab Ye" on the way home from "Shades" last night.

Ratburger by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007

tourist-tastic 

A location, landmark or point of interest that is extremely popular with tourists

You need to book hotel rooms early in Bath as it is tourist-tastic and they fill up fast.

tourist-tastic by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007

mano alono 

The state of being on ones own

Nobody was around so I had to watch the football mano alono in my flat.

mano alono by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007

gibsy 

A derogatory word for a woman. Often used in a sexually agressive context.

Steven took that gibsy home and gave her a damn good spearing.

gibsy by Freddy Ngabwe April 1, 2007