Fred's definitions

yuengling

A tasty beer only found near Philadelphia, is america's oldest brewery. Often ordered by just asking for a "lager"

Yo get me another Lager

by Fred January 4, 2005

turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

by Fred January 1, 2005

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

domebuster

One who sucks, strokes, or otherwise works the dome of another man's penis until it "busts" out with a boatload of cum.

Dude, this gay porno I rented had a SHITLOAD of domebusters in it!

by Fred December 29, 2004

fuckernot

Ugly chick. Fat chick. Any chick that you wouldn't admit fucking.

Ooh, fuckernot alert.

by Fred December 14, 2004

vowles

Name given to some one who can last very long.

Vowles went for hours last night.

by Fred December 4, 2004

Stupid

Slang word for gay or fag to be used in the presence of homosexuals.

It was "stupid" when he had to be forced to purchase the I heart NY panties.

by Fred November 29, 2004