Fred's definitions

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.

Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"

by Fred October 25, 2004

ClintEastwoodBradfield

A person who is a little on the stupid side.

Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.

by Fred September 25, 2003

breed

To inject semen into a woman's vagina. The anus does NOT count toward this - breeding must be just that - attempting to impregnate a woman by injecting semen into her vagina with a penis.

Buffy got so hot she begged for him to go ahead and breed her instead of pulling out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

Cheese Lord

The person that loves cheese so much that he is made of cheese and he hates whores.

I'm the Cheese Lord hear me crap my self!!

by Fred January 7, 2005

mockanockin

when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.

"if we're mockanockin don't come a knockin"

by fred March 15, 2005

strawmanized

A word often used but never defined.

Bush and Gore strawmenized each other during the debate.

by fred May 11, 2003