FreD's definitions

pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...

"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"

by fred April 27, 2004

Mampi

A person who is over weight.

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!

by fREd April 29, 2004

holy brudaz

group of sad gangsta wannabe's from essex. Dey tink they r dons but there jst knob jockey's

SAD Wannabe's

by Fred May 1, 2004

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy

Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.

by Fred May 13, 2004

Ducci

A fat ass with no life. He also seems to like to eat, sleep, and play video games with his deaf friend named dave, also known as deaf dave.

If you keep on eating like that, you will turn into Ducci.

by Fred June 10, 2004

Death_Jester_

clearly profess person with uber skills

omg Death_Jester_ you own us all

by Fred June 16, 2004

random

syn. for cool, good, awesome or gnarly.

Wow you're really random.

by Fred June 29, 2004