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friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!
"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.
by Fred March 31, 2004
mugGet the friendstermug.

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.
I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?
by fred May 5, 2003
mugGet the umbillicus cuminationmug.

California

by fred September 10, 2004
mugGet the Californiamug.

pengaz

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.
I had a pengaz affair with Helios
by Fred July 23, 2004
mugGet the pengazmug.

pleb

1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up

also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb
"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina

"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"
by fred December 3, 2003
mugGet the plebmug.

slampiece

A fairly attractive female "piece" that you can "slam" in any particular way you'd like to. Commonly referred to as SLUT.
"Shes a slampiece bro! Last night I was skull fucking her and then I blew my load in her fucken eye."
by Fred November 14, 2003
mugGet the slampiecemug.

cut one from the herd

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.
Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass
by Fred April 3, 2004
mugGet the cut one from the herdmug.

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