A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.
A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!
Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.
A failure, someone who really messes up.
Omg you're such a fuck up.
1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public
2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up
also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb
"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina
"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"
by
fred
December 03, 2003
Hot girl rated on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being the highest score.
Jacqueline is such a dime!!!!
The JC. It's the
Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.
Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."
by
FRED
December 30, 2004
Buy a
Johnson County
mug!
SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
A small feathered creature that eats french fries and like to defacate ontop of people, cars, important things. A subspecies of
bird. Also known as the
feathered rat or
gutter bird.
The fucking pigeon shat on my window!
by
Fred
September 22, 2003
