Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo

The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.

I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!

by Frank Palace July 16, 2022

Corn casserole

When you take a humungous crap and it is filled with corn kernels from last nights dinner.

This morning i took a glance into my toilet and saw my homeade corn casserole

by Frank Palace June 06, 2011

PinkEye

What you see when you wake up to a naked woman straddling your face.

I woke up this morning and noticed a large pinkeye shaped fleshy vagina above my eyes, then I realized my face was being stalled by my wife.

by Frank Palace March 04, 2022

BUMBARDED

When a group of BUMS, more than two, approach you asking for money or food.

While at the highway rest stop, I was bumbarded by several homeless bums beging for money and food.

by Frank Palace January 05, 2012

Politicking

The act of forcing politics on another.

The mayor was politicking all summer before the elections.

by Frank Palace January 12, 2012

SWIRL

The mixture of a man’s cum and a females feces (shit) in the mouth of a female.

After banging my wife’s ass, I pulled out my cock just before cumming and plunged it into her mouth for her to enjoy a swirl!

by Frank Palace March 26, 2021

Pursed

The act of a woman tucking a man’s balls in her vagina while he stimulates her clitoris.

My girlfriend pursed my balls when I took out my cock to cum all over her clit.

by Frank Palace June 22, 2022