Definitions by Frank Palace

Cockeyed 

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

Cockeyed by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo

The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.

I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!

Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo by Frank Palace July 16, 2022

Cup-Of-Chino 

When a Latin-Chinese man cums several times in a woman’s mouth.

The stripper in the champagne room allowed several Latin-Chinese guys to cum in her mouth until she had a full cup-of-chino before swallowing.

Cup-Of-Chino by Frank Palace June 30, 2022

Milk-Bone 

What you call your cock when it’s sucked so deep and you cum within a throat that the sucker starts chocking like on a bone.

It was hard to resist giving her a hard creamy Milk-Bone while she deeply sucked my cock and chocking on it’s girth.

Milk-Bone by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

Insure-Erection 

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

Insure-Erection by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

Ozone

The area or room where an orgy is taking place.

Ten swinging couples out on the town always what to end up in an ozone to enjoy an orgy.

Ozone by Frank Palace June 22, 2022

Pursed 

The act of a woman tucking a man’s balls in her vagina while he stimulates her clitoris.

My girlfriend pursed my balls when I took out my cock to cum all over her clit.

Pursed by Frank Palace June 22, 2022