lumber

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

by Frank Grimes April 14, 2005

pillow biter

A male who enjoys taking it in the ass

I walked into the back bedroom at grimeys party last weekend and saw tex biting a pillow. Man he was getting a good ass pounding I wonder if he's still walking a little slow.

by Frank Grimes May 30, 2005

slapnuts

When your pounding a girl so hard your balls slap against her.

Yeah I took her home last night and gave her some slapnuts for dinner

by Frank Grimes April 14, 2005

Stump Licker

Oral sex, when a female or male goes down and swallows the stump

Hey Bro you see that fat girl over there? Yeah she's hot! Well the other night at the stroke and choke I saw her giving Grimey the old stump licker and he was blowing a fan in her ass. Then he started yelling eat that load you little bitch there is a lot more where that came from you dick kisser!!!

by Frank Grimes December 07, 2006

White geyser

when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex

I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.

by Frank Grimes May 30, 2005

whamsy

"Whamsy" is like "whimsy," except it's more likely to hit you in the face with a dead Yoda swinging from a hook.

"brings all that fun and whamsy back to the license"

by Frank Grimes April 03, 2005

ratass

A girl who's vagina smell like a New York city trash dump

Rodney, don't take her out I heard she has a case of the ratass

by Frank Grimes April 14, 2005