lumber

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005

whamsy

"Whamsy" is like "whimsy," except it's more likely to hit you in the face with a dead Yoda swinging from a hook.

"brings all that fun and whamsy back to the license"

by Frank Grimes April 02, 2005

balloon knot

the look of the anus

After I tickled Jessica's balloon knot for a little while I butt fucked her so hard she'd leak when she farts

by Frank Grimes June 04, 2005

slapnuts

When your pounding a girl so hard your balls slap against her.

Yeah I took her home last night and gave her some slapnuts for dinner

by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005

Stump Licker

Oral sex, when a female or male goes down and swallows the stump

Hey Bro you see that fat girl over there? Yeah she's hot! Well the other night at the stroke and choke I saw her giving Grimey the old stump licker and he was blowing a fan in her ass. Then he started yelling eat that load you little bitch there is a lot more where that came from you dick kisser!!!

by Frank Grimes December 07, 2006

pillow biter

A male who enjoys taking it in the ass

I walked into the back bedroom at grimeys party last weekend and saw tex biting a pillow. Man he was getting a good ass pounding I wonder if he's still walking a little slow.

by Frank Grimes June 04, 2005

ratass

A girl who's vagina smell like a New York city trash dump

Rodney, don't take her out I heard she has a case of the ratass

by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005