Frank Grimes's definitions

Scrode tapper

The one gay friend of yours who thinks its funny to walk up to you at a party when your not paying attention and hit you in the dick.

Oh no who invited Kevin? He's such a Scrode tapper

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

balloon knot

the look of the anus

After I tickled Jessica's balloon knot for a little while I butt fucked her so hard she'd leak when she farts

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

pillow biter

A male who enjoys taking it in the ass

I walked into the back bedroom at grimeys party last weekend and saw tex biting a pillow. Man he was getting a good ass pounding I wonder if he's still walking a little slow.

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

White geyser

when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex

I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

lumber

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005

ratass

A girl who's vagina smell like a New York city trash dump

Rodney, don't take her out I heard she has a case of the ratass

by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005

slapnuts

When your pounding a girl so hard your balls slap against her.

Yeah I took her home last night and gave her some slapnuts for dinner

by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005