When a dog shits and scoots at the same time, avoiding getting poo on the back of his legs. The turd hits the ground, then the dog lets his forward movement help ease it out. Can be followed with "buddy" if he is having a hard time.
Dog: Shitting in the front yard, but having a hard time getting it out.
Owner: "Walk it out buddy, walk it out."
Owner: "Walk it out buddy, walk it out."
by frainslug April 08, 2007
A shart or a shit and a fart combined. Usually happens as a surprise when you thought it was a fart, but a nasty molten mass seeps out.
Friend #1: Holy cow, I gotta fart!
Friend #2: Dude, your fuckin nasty. That sounded pretty wet.
Friend#1: Damn, it was a bubbler!
Friend #2: Need a wet-knap?
Friend #2: Dude, your fuckin nasty. That sounded pretty wet.
Friend#1: Damn, it was a bubbler!
Friend #2: Need a wet-knap?
by Frainslug February 16, 2006
Any human being that is a female
by Frainslug November 05, 2005
Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"
by Frainslug December 28, 2005
The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!
Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"
by frainslug February 02, 2006
American: I remember once, the wife and I enjoyed a seven course meal.
Irishman: Hell, I have a seven course meal everynight!
Irishman: Hell, I have a seven course meal everynight!
by frainslug April 10, 2007
The noise made when a bangable chick walks by or enters a room. Usually done at work. This lets your male co-workers know that there is poonane in the immediate area.
Worker #1 "Eee-Rrr Eee-Rrr"
Worker #2 "Damn shes hot!"
Worker #1 "Yea, I would not kick her outta bed... unless I was going to fuck her on the floor"!!!
Worker #2 "Damn shes hot!"
Worker #1 "Yea, I would not kick her outta bed... unless I was going to fuck her on the floor"!!!
by frainslug February 02, 2006