Frainslug's definitions

Chew Meat

The excess skin that hangs down from a "pooter". Extra big vagina lips.

"Damn girl, that chew meat is outta control"!!!

by Frainslug December 30, 2005

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

a Mallory

To suddenly disappear or not be at the appointed place at the appointed time.

Tony: "Hey, I'm ready to make this call guys."
Sean: "Who you making it with?"
Tony: "One of the engineers.....Hey, where the fuck did they go?" "I got six guys on the line here and he was just here 2 seconds ago."
Mark: "Looks like he did a Mallory on you."

by Frainslug March 23, 2007

racing stripe

The poo stains left in your underware. Caused by not wiping your ass, not wiping your ass enough, or having a bubbler or shart in the middle of the day. The appearance is similar to the starting area of a drag racing strip, or the "wheels down" area on a runway.

Husband: Sweetie pie honey bunny, these underware are going to need some "special" attention.
Wife: My god, whats up with the racing stripe?
Husband: Had a bubbler after my Taco Bell lunch today.

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

seven course meal

What an Irishman calls a 6 pack of beer and a boiled potato.

American: I remember once, the wife and I enjoyed a seven course meal.

Irishman: Hell, I have a seven course meal everynight!

by frainslug April 10, 2007

puking jackhammer

The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!

Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"

by frainslug February 2, 2006

Eee-Rrr

The noise made when a bangable chick walks by or enters a room. Usually done at work. This lets your male co-workers know that there is poonane in the immediate area.

Worker #1 "Eee-Rrr Eee-Rrr"
Worker #2 "Damn shes hot!"
Worker #1 "Yea, I would not kick her outta bed... unless I was going to fuck her on the floor"!!!

by frainslug February 2, 2006