The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!
Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"
by frainslug February 02, 2006
by Frainslug December 30, 2005
Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"
by Frainslug December 05, 2005
Restaurant in Amarillo Texas located East of town on I-40 that advertises on all the major Interstates hundreds of miles in all directions. Their claim to fame is a FREE 72 oz. steak dinner (if eaten in one hour). Meal includes 72 oz steak, shrimp cocktail, roll, and baked potato. If you are unable to eat it, the cost is like $50.00. Well worth getting one of your friends to try it and if he fails, pay the $50 for him. It's worth $50 to see someone try to shit 4.5 pounds of beef, right???
Kid #1: "Hey, lets eat there dad."
Kid #2: "Yes, yes, yes." "Yeaaaa Big Texan."
Dad: "Ok, ok kids, settle the hell down before I pull the goddamn car over."
Kid #1: "You hungry grandma?"
Grandma: "Well, as a matter of fact I'm famished little Johnny"
Kid #2: ...snicker...
Kid #1: "Hey, whats that smell dad?"
Dad: "Thats Amarillo son."
An hour later....
Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, you did it!"
Grandma "I dont feel to well kids."
Kid #2: "Just wait till tomorrow Grandma." "Your gonna have 4.5 lbs of beef hangin out your ass!!!!"
Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, It'll feel like a Big Texan was in there!"
Kid #1 and #2: "Ha ha ha ha."
Dad: Get in the car you little bastards!"
Kid #2: "Yes, yes, yes." "Yeaaaa Big Texan."
Dad: "Ok, ok kids, settle the hell down before I pull the goddamn car over."
Kid #1: "You hungry grandma?"
Grandma: "Well, as a matter of fact I'm famished little Johnny"
Kid #2: ...snicker...
Kid #1: "Hey, whats that smell dad?"
Dad: "Thats Amarillo son."
An hour later....
Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, you did it!"
Grandma "I dont feel to well kids."
Kid #2: "Just wait till tomorrow Grandma." "Your gonna have 4.5 lbs of beef hangin out your ass!!!!"
Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, It'll feel like a Big Texan was in there!"
Kid #1 and #2: "Ha ha ha ha."
Dad: Get in the car you little bastards!"
by Frainslug November 29, 2005
by Frainslug November 05, 2005
The poo stains left in your underware. Caused by not wiping your ass, not wiping your ass enough, or having a bubbler or shart in the middle of the day. The appearance is similar to the starting area of a drag racing strip, or the "wheels down" area on a runway.
Husband: Sweetie pie honey bunny, these underware are going to need some "special" attention.
Wife: My god, whats up with the racing stripe?
Husband: Had a bubbler after my Taco Bell lunch today.
Wife: My god, whats up with the racing stripe?
Husband: Had a bubbler after my Taco Bell lunch today.
by Frainslug February 16, 2006
The act of taking a shit. Has nothing to do with the smell or amount and consistancy of the material you are moving. It's just crapping.
by frainslug February 10, 2006