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Caltransing

Sitting around, wasting time and doing nothing. Derived from the fact that Caltrans (California's department of transportation) construction projects take much longer than expected, go over budget, and cause needless congestion.
Joe: *sitting in his office chair and doing nothing"
Steve: Why aren't you working on our group project? Stop Caltransing

Joe: I'm recovering from my 45 minute commute. It was 20 minutes before Caltrans started their stupid freeway widening project.
by Four Loko Frat Guy June 16, 2023
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Fakie

A device used for circumventing the unreasonably high legal drinking age of 21 in the United States. It is a counterfeit ID card that is used as proof of age.
I used my fakie to buy a Four Loko from the corner store.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022
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Swedish Candle

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
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Ink Withdrawals

A condition experienced by a tattoo enthusiast when they have gone a certain length of time without getting another tattoo. Symptoms include a sudden increase in their interest in tattoos, a sudden desire for a new tattoo without a clear idea of a design to get in mind, and brainstorming tattoo ideas.
It's been a year since I got my last tattoo, I'm having ink withdrawals! Should I get a dragon or a tiger for my next piece?
by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023
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Volvo Peel

Something that is relatively new but low quality and is falling apart. Derived from recent Volvos (starting around 2012) that had low quality interior parts that would peel and fall apart, especially the soft-touch black plastic which would peel after just a couple years. This term can be used to describe anything that is in poor condition, not just a car.
Wow, this desk from ikea sure is junk, it's doing the Volvo peel already and it's just a few years old.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 18, 2023
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E-Bike

A motorized bicycle powered by an electric motor and a battery. They are hated by cyclists, pedestrians, and drivers alike. Cyclists hate e-bikes because they see it as cheating. Pedestrians hate e-bikes because their speed makes them hazardous. Drivers hate e-bikes because they feel like they have the right to ride in the middle of the car lane. Essentially, everybody hates e-bikes.
Someone riding an e-bike hit two pedestrians and fled the scene. Police responded and arrested the e-bike rider for hit and run causing injury.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022
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Service Industry Night

An event hosted on a Sunday or Monday (a day that most workers in the hospitality and service industries have off) that offers specials like reduced priced drinks and appetizers.

In this case, the service industry refers to people that you are likely to interact with on a night out - servers, bartenders, mixologists, receptionists, valets etc as well as the back-of-the-house workers like line cooks.
The bar offered half-price shots for Service Industry Night.
by Four Loko Frat Guy January 22, 2024
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