Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.
Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2022
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by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
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That Affirmative Actioner is so annoying and won't stop playing rap music in the library when we're trying to study.
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Lemon liquor starts with a 16 oz bottle of lemon extract, which is mixed 50/50 with water. A yellow oil layer floats on top which is removed with a dropper. The remaining liquid is filtered through a Zerowater, Pur or Clear Genius water filter (with a brand-new cartridge) until it comes out clear.
Lemon liquor costs a little more than cheap vodka and tastes far worse, so it is generally only made by alcoholics and friendless underage drinkers.
Lemon liquor starts with a 16 oz bottle of lemon extract, which is mixed 50/50 with water. A yellow oil layer floats on top which is removed with a dropper. The remaining liquid is filtered through a Zerowater, Pur or Clear Genius water filter (with a brand-new cartridge) until it comes out clear.
Lemon liquor costs a little more than cheap vodka and tastes far worse, so it is generally only made by alcoholics and friendless underage drinkers.
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Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.
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