Definitions by Foug

foug dance 

An almost tribal form of dance and done under hazed conditions, near hallucination. Robotic movements and thumbs up are key steps in this form of drunken or bong induced expression.

Noid: Stop, you're sketching me out.
C: dance dance revolution

foug dance by foug January 11, 2005

bribery offer 

in times of bradvoidence a bribery offer is neccessary to intervene in group sessions. offers include food, entertainment, or various forms of contraband. items are consumed although known to leave a bitter taste

Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
brad - I brought chocolates
Noid - hits unpause on nhl and shakes head

bribery offer by foug January 11, 2005

Death Sludge

The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.

kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

C: don't look directly into the cup.

Death Sludge by foug January 11, 2005

blast from the past 

often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.

C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it

blast from the past by foug January 11, 2005

molasses cookies 

consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.

C - do u want one it has nuts in it
fug - ha ha.. *sinks in couch*
Noid - last one *yoink*

molasses cookies by foug January 11, 2005

floping 

occurs by the late arrival of an occasional group member accompied by uneccessary door closing force. actions is accompied by loud "aaahhh" and multitude of emptying pocket actions with objects travelling at high velocities onto the coffee table.

Tycho - Hey guys
*SLAM*
*sits down* ahhhh
*slams keys down*

floping by foug January 11, 2005

Garage-tanamo 

The garage, if necessary can be transformed into a high security facility with various levels of stacked prison cells secured with a metal/wire enclosure gate. Inmates are not typically held against their will and find the time in captivity reflective and important to their continued survival in the social atmosphere. Self esteem may be bolstered or diminished during these periods of self-detainment.

Kev: He's in there, quick put up the gate.

C: We'll just let him cool off in there awhile.

Garage-tanamo by foug January 11, 2005